گندم کے کھیتوں میں بھی کھوتے

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
آج کل ملکی معشیت سے متعلق ہر شعبے کو کھوتے اپنی دو لتیوں کا شرف بخش رھے ہیں --- اس کے نتیجے میں تنزلی اور تباھی وہ سلسلہ شروع ہوا ہے جس کو صرف فطرت سے اندھے ہی نہیں دیکھ سکتے - آنکھوں سے اندھے بھی اس کو محسوس کر سکتے ہیں

وہ ملک جو دو ہزار دس سے وافر مقدار میں گندم پیدا کر رہا تھا - اور اس کی خرید اور ترسیل کا ایک منظم سلسلہ جاری تھا - آج حکومت رو رہی ہے کہ اس سال گندم کے احداف حاصل کرنے سے قاصر ہے --- اور جس جس چیز کا نام منہ میں آتا ہے اس پر الزام دھرنے لگی ھوئی ہے
ابھی پچھلے ہفتے ہی ایی سی سی میں کھوتے آپس میں ہی دولتی دولتی ہوے تھے جب گندم درآمد کرنے کی سوچ رہے تھے --- وڈے منشی (حفیظ شیخ) کو میٹنگ میں پتا چلا کہ جی کھوتوں نے ڈیمانڈ پروجیکشن ہی نہیں بنائی ہوئی - اس لئے کوئی فیصلہ کیے بغیر ہی میٹنگ ختم --- اور یہ کام جولائی میں کرنا تھا جب کھوتا اعظم نے عوام کو کسی "گندم مافیا نامی بھاؤ" سے بچانے کے لئے زور زور سے ڈھیں چوں ڈھیں چوں کی تھی

اب یہ اپنے باندروں کو تو مافیا مافیا کر کے ناچنے پر لگا دیتا ہے - ان بیچاروں کو کیا پتا اصل مسلہ یہ ہے کہ ملک میں موجود گندم کو ہی کھوتے سمبھالے کے قابل نہیں

Wheat production target remains unmet, Senate panel told

 

Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
ہاہاہا..تو کیا گندم کے کھیت میں کھوتے کا داخلہ منع ہے؟
کھوتا تو ہر پٹواری کے گھر میں ایک ہے؟...اب اس میں کیا
اب یہ انکی مرضی ہے وہ کھوتے سے کیا کام لیتے ہیں ?
 

scolfeild

Minister (2k+ posts)
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RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
ہاہاہا..تو کیا گندم کے کھیت میں کھوتے کا داخلہ منع ہے؟
کھوتا تو ہر پٹواری کے گھر میں ایک ہے؟...اب اس میں کیا
اب یہ انکی مرضی ہے وہ کھوتے سے کیا کام لیتے ہیں ?
پہلے تو آپ اس کھوتے کا پتہ کروائیں جو دولتی کی جگہ کہنی مارتا ہے, باقی کھوتے کے بارے میں میں نے ایک تفصیلی تحریر لکھی تھی آپ اس کا مطالعہ کر لیں

باجوہ کے کمرے میں بھی شوباز کھوتے اور بوٹوکس والی کھوتی چھپ چھپا کر بوٹ چاٹ رہے ہیں
تم لوگوں میں سے کسی کے پاس موضو ع پر کہنے کے لئے کبھی بھی کچھ نہیں ہوتا
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
آج کل ملکی معشیت سے متعلق ہر شعبے کو کھوتے اپنی دو لتیوں کا شرف بخش رھے ہیں --- اس کے نتیجے میں تنزلی اور تباھی وہ سلسلہ شروع ہوا ہے جس کو صرف فطرت سے اندھے ہی نہیں دیکھ سکتے - آنکھوں سے اندھے بھی اس کو محسوس کر سکتے ہیں

وہ ملک جو دو ہزار دس سے وافر مقدار میں گندم پیدا کر رہا تھا - اور اس کی خرید اور ترسیل کا ایک منظم سلسلہ جاری تھا - آج حکومت رو رہی ہے کہ اس سال گندم کے احداف حاصل کرنے سے قاصر ہے --- اور جس جس چیز کا نام منہ میں آتا ہے اس پر الزام دھرنے لگی ھوئی ہے
ابھی پچھلے ہفتے ہی ایی سی سی میں کھوتے آپس میں ہی دولتی دولتی ہوے تھے جب گندم درآمد کرنے کی سوچ رہے تھے --- وڈے منشی (حفیظ شیخ) کو میٹنگ میں پتا چلا کہ جی کھوتوں نے ڈیمانڈ پروجیکشن ہی نہیں بنائی ہوئی - اس لئے کوئی فیصلہ کیے بغیر ہی میٹنگ ختم --- اور یہ کام جولائی میں کرنا تھا جب کھوتا اعظم نے عوام کو کسی "گندم مافیا نامی بھاؤ" سے بچانے کے لئے زور زور سے ڈھیں چوں ڈھیں چوں کی تھی

اب یہ اپنے باندروں کو تو مافیا مافیا کر کے ناچنے پر لگا دیتا ہے - ان بیچاروں کو کیا پتا اصل مسلہ یہ ہے کہ ملک میں موجود گندم کو ہی کھوتے سمبھالے کے قابل نہیں

Wheat production target remains unmet, Senate panel told

Nach patwari nach
 

stoic

Minister (2k+ posts)
تم لوگوں میں سے کسی کے پاس موضو ع پر کہنے کے لئے کبھی بھی کچھ نہیں ہوتا
Dawn likes to twist news and paid patwaris fail to read the whole news and post based on headlines:

Among the reasons were smuggling, hoarding, high price in local market, international wheat price and effects of climate change, he said. Moreover, there was lack of cooperation from the provincial governments in the procurement of wheat and obstructions in inter-provincial movement of wheat, he added.
Another reason for the wheat crisis was the minimum support price of Rs1,400 per 40kg, whereas the price was high in open market, he said. As a result, farmers preferred to sell the product in open market to get higher price.

Anyway its been taken care of and bastard patwaris and sindh gov won't be able to horde and blackmail government.

ISLAMABAD:
Prime Minister (PM) Imran Khan has directed to ensure availability of sufficient stock of wheat in line with the requirements of the commodity in the country.


Chairing a meeting here on Tuesday on availability of wheat and sugar and their prices in the country, the PM said that wheat and sugar are basic needs of the people and availability of these commodities should be ensured at reasonable prices.


The PM was apprised that 400,000 metric tons of wheat has so far been imported by the private sector, while one million metric tons of the commodities will arrive in the country next month.


Chairman Trading Corporation of Pakistan (TCP) informed that 1.5 million metric tons of wheat is being imported by the government for which a tender to procure 330,000 metric tons has been floated, while more tenders will be offered soon.


“Besides private investors, we are also importing wheat through government to government agreements,” he said.


The chairman said that sugar was also imported in the country and they are ensuring that a balance is created between the demand and supply of the commodity in the local market.


Chief secretary Punjab said that the sugar mills have been strictly conveyed to start crushing by November 15 and a Rs5,000 fine on the mills per day would be imposed for delaying the crushing process.


Imran Khan directed that he should continuously be kept abreast about progress in import of wheat.


It is pertinent to mention here that Prime Minister Imran Khan had already instructed strict adherence to a ‘zero tolerance’ policy on the act of wheat and sugar hoarding in June this year.

 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Dawn likes to twist news and paid patwaris fail to read the whole news and post based on headlines:

Among the reasons were smuggling, hoarding, high price in local market, international wheat price and effects of climate change, he said. Moreover, there was lack of cooperation from the provincial governments in the procurement of wheat and obstructions in inter-provincial movement of wheat, he added.
Another reason for the wheat crisis was the minimum support price of Rs1,400 per 40kg, whereas the price was high in open market, he said. As a result, farmers preferred to sell the product in open market to get higher price.

Anyway its been taken care of and bastard patwaris and sindh gov won't be able to horde and blackmail government.

ISLAMABAD:
Prime Minister (PM) Imran Khan has directed to ensure availability of sufficient stock of wheat in line with the requirements of the commodity in the country.


Chairing a meeting here on Tuesday on availability of wheat and sugar and their prices in the country, the PM said that wheat and sugar are basic needs of the people and availability of these commodities should be ensured at reasonable prices.


The PM was apprised that 400,000 metric tons of wheat has so far been imported by the private sector, while one million metric tons of the commodities will arrive in the country next month.


Chairman Trading Corporation of Pakistan (TCP) informed that 1.5 million metric tons of wheat is being imported by the government for which a tender to procure 330,000 metric tons has been floated, while more tenders will be offered soon.


“Besides private investors, we are also importing wheat through government to government agreements,” he said.


The chairman said that sugar was also imported in the country and they are ensuring that a balance is created between the demand and supply of the commodity in the local market.


Chief secretary Punjab said that the sugar mills have been strictly conveyed to start crushing by November 15 and a Rs5,000 fine on the mills per day would be imposed for delaying the crushing process.


Imran Khan directed that he should continuously be kept abreast about progress in import of wheat.


It is pertinent to mention here that Prime Minister Imran Khan had already instructed strict adherence to a ‘zero tolerance’ policy on the act of wheat and sugar hoarding in June this year.

Well I am talking about a step ahead.
Your Donkey PM is directing since June which I mentioned above. What is actually happening is what is told to the Senet committee today.
It is you who reads selective news. This is what was set last year


and what was happening was evident even before the shortage hit. It is just the shortfall in procurement.


 
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RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
What? Already bored of Raja Chawals Patwari bandar dance?

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تو جب بھی یہ پوسٹ کرتا ہے نا تو مجھے لگتا ہے کہ دولے شاہ کا چوہا کمپوٹر پر بیٹھا ہوا ہے
جس کے پاس بٹن دبانے کے علاوہ کوئی اور ذہنی صلاحیت نہیں

? ? ?
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
تو جب بھی یہ پوسٹ کرتا ہے نا تو مجھے لگتا ہے کہ دولے شاہ کا چوہا کمپوٹر پر بیٹھا ہوا ہے
جس کے پاس بٹن دبانے کے علاوہ کوئی اور ذہنی صلاحیت نہیں

? ? ?
Some more bandar dance by the famous bandar dancer.
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Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
Dawn likes to twist news and paid patwaris fail to read the whole news and post based on headlines:

Among the reasons were smuggling, hoarding, high price in local market, international wheat price and effects of climate change, he said. Moreover, there was lack of cooperation from the provincial governments in the procurement of wheat and obstructions in inter-provincial movement of wheat, he added.
Another reason for the wheat crisis was the minimum support price of Rs1,400 per 40kg, whereas the price was high in open market, he said. As a result, farmers preferred to sell the product in open market to get higher price.

Anyway its been taken care of and bastard patwaris and sindh gov won't be able to horde and blackmail government.

ISLAMABAD:
Prime Minister (PM) Imran Khan has directed to ensure availability of sufficient stock of wheat in line with the requirements of the commodity in the country.


Chairing a meeting here on Tuesday on availability of wheat and sugar and their prices in the country, the PM said that wheat and sugar are basic needs of the people and availability of these commodities should be ensured at reasonable prices.


The PM was apprised that 400,000 metric tons of wheat has so far been imported by the private sector, while one million metric tons of the commodities will arrive in the country next month.


Chairman Trading Corporation of Pakistan (TCP) informed that 1.5 million metric tons of wheat is being imported by the government for which a tender to procure 330,000 metric tons has been floated, while more tenders will be offered soon.


“Besides private investors, we are also importing wheat through government to government agreements,” he said.


The chairman said that sugar was also imported in the country and they are ensuring that a balance is created between the demand and supply of the commodity in the local market.


Chief secretary Punjab said that the sugar mills have been strictly conveyed to start crushing by November 15 and a Rs5,000 fine on the mills per day would be imposed for delaying the crushing process.


Imran Khan directed that he should continuously be kept abreast about progress in import of wheat.


It is pertinent to mention here that Prime Minister Imran Khan had already instructed strict adherence to a ‘zero tolerance’ policy on the act of wheat and sugar hoarding in June this year.

Bro kiss bongay duffer ke saath magaz maari ker rahe ho. Why do you take patwari bandar dancers like raja chawal seriously. When you reply to him in a logocal manner, that means you are giving credence and credibility to this bandar
 

stoic

Minister (2k+ posts)
Bro kiss bongay duffer ke saath magaz maari ker rahe ho. Why do you take patwari bandar dancers like raja chawal seriously. When you reply to him in a logocal manner, that means you are giving credence and credibility to this bandar
You are right, but let the poor dumb fk patwari enjoy his imaginary victories. Right now he is embarrassed and depressed to find out about his leaders fervently licking bajwa's boots.
 

RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Bro kiss bongay duffer ke saath magaz maari ker rahe ho. Why do you take patwari bandar dancers like raja chawal seriously. When you reply to him in a logocal manner, that means you are giving credence and credibility to this bandar
You are right, but let the poor dumb fk patwari enjoy his imaginary victories. Right now he is embarrassed and depressed to find out about his leaders fervently licking bajwa's boots.
Well -- As far as I am concerned, I consider you two Just the Monkeys who dance on the Dug Duggy.
But still, I had put something for both of you idiots in my post No.11. Don't know if you find any logic in the reality.
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
Well -- As far as I am concerned, I consider you two Just the Monkeys who dance on the Dug Duggy.
But still, I had put something for both of you idiots in my post No.11. Don't know if you find any logic in the reality.
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And that is why you are known as the patwari bandar dancer. Oh no the govt didn't achieve the target it set out in 2019. The world will end now and earth will explode. Oh no what will we do!!!!

Globally every country that set out any targets for 2020, 95% of them missed them incase you haven't noticed because of a thing called a global pandemic.

But you stupid bander can't help your self and keep doing your what you do best

???????

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RajaRawal111

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
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And that is why you are known as the patwari bandar dancer. Oh no the govt didn't achieve the target it set out in 2019. The world will end now and earth will explode. Oh no what will we do!!!!

Globally every country that set out any targets for 2020, 95% of them missed them incase you haven't noticed because of a thing called a global pandemic.

But you stupid bander can't help your self and keep doing your what you do best

???????

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Idiot, you are quite monied up after licking the your Arbi Sheikhs masters years after years. The sting of your lick got into your brain as well. Does not let you understand the implications.
There is poor Awan who suffer when the your Donkey dons't do anything other than Dolutiys

https://twitter.com/x/status/1219119911076798464
 

Citizen X

President (40k+ posts)
Idiot, you are quite monied up after licking the your Arbi Sheikhs masters years after years. The sting of your lick got into your brain as well. Does not let you understand the implications.
There is poor Awan who suffer when the your Donkey dons't do anything other than Dolutiys

https://twitter.com/x/status/1219119911076798464
? ? ? ? ? Whats next, your old maa dharti bhasan! lol

You really are a worthless patwari. What is your total contribution to this forum other than your bandar dancer K2 dubbi articles since day 1. How come you never take part in the daily 101 posts that show your corruption how you lot have looted and destroyed the country,

And your biggest concern right now is wheat production targets were not met! What a bloody wanker.

Fuck off man and go lick some more Shariff and Dar family ass,but you are so stupid you can't even do that properly and instead you people started licking Zardari and Bilawals ass ! ???????

Once there was a time your convicted criminal nani used to say Imran Zardari bhai bhai and now you people are licking their asses! Dhurrr fiteh mou tum logon ki ghaleez shaqlon per!
 

Pathfinder

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
the few tooi manjney waley are out doing some extra curricular tooi cleaing of their chor tubbar. BUT all they are left with is kabaria tubbar s#it on their hands.