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wahreh

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
یار تو بے چارہ مسکین ہے- زمانے بھر کا ستایا ہوا- مجھے تجھ پر غصہ نہیں ترس آتا ہے- چل کو ئ بات نہیں ڈس لائک مارے جا

munny k liye

[FONT=&amp]پٹھے کھائی جائو تے شیر دے نعرے لائی جائو ۔۔۔ ملک کو نقصان پہنچائی جائو ۔۔۔ اپنی دہاڑی بنائی جائو۔۔۔ بے عزتی وی کروائی جائو تے شیر نوں مہراں وی لائی جائو ۔۔۔ [/FONT]​
 

Fatema

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)

Mujhey to Dislike milna he milna hai per ab choonke app ne bhee behti ***** main hath dhoya hai


Iss liye ap ko bhee milay gaa


Dislikes denay main to shayed Onlypk he top per hoon ge leiken lenay main Patwariyo ke darmeyan sakht muqabla ho gaa.


Dislikes lenay walay 7, 8 umeedwaar to itnay he qareeb qareeb hoon ge jitnay Nawaz Shareef aor Putin Most Corrupt leaders of the world ki list mein hain :lol:

Arey did you notice... your phrase behti gan-ga has been sensored . .
. Hae hae Adeel per gan-jon ki kitni dehshat hey...[hilar]
 
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wahreh

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
@Fatema .... Ye kiya ho gaya? Did you notice I got a LIKE from OnlyPk. Now there are three possibilities:

1- Done by mistake - most likely
2- Its my lucky day - in which case i need to head out to Las Vegas to try my luck more
3- Change of heart - no way, jose

Ok. But even then we are friends at personal level. Thats rational attitude
 

Fatema

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
@Fatema .... Ye kiya ho gaya? Did you notice I got a LIKE from OnlyPk. Now there are three possibilities:

1- Done by mistake - most likely
2- Its my lucky day - in which case i need to head out to Las Vegas to try my luck more
3- Change of heart - no way, jose

Possibility no.4.... ache ki umeed. ..Khush gumani and positive thinking...but congrats :biggthumpup: it's an achievement for so called patwari...:lol:
 

Fatema

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
@Fatema .... Ye kiya ho gaya? Did you notice I got a LIKE from OnlyPk. Now there are three possibilities:

1- Done by mistake - most likely
2- Its my lucky day - in which case i need to head out to Las Vegas to try my luck more
3- Change of heart - no way, jose

Wese this LIKE proves that onlypk has finally started to read the post rather then just shooting dislike.
 

OnlyPK

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
@Fatema .... Ye kiya ho gaya? Did you notice I got a LIKE from OnlyPk. Now there are three possibilities:

1- Done by mistake - most likely
2- Its my lucky day - in which case i need to head out to Las Vegas to try my luck more
3- Change of heart - no way, jose
munnay, me ne bola k bila wja nawaz badmash ke trf dari krna choro or ye socho k us ne ye sb maal kha se kmaya, pak se bahir ksy bheja, parliament me kitna sich bola, maryam safdar ne kya such bola, hamza shabaz ka murgi ka kam ksy phela ??
mra zameer abi nhe mra, me is badmash ko ksy vote de skta hu jo koi b bat clear nhe kr rha
 

wahreh

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
@Fatema, OMG there is another LIKE... It is my lucky day... Let me go, im heading out to Las Vegas. Will let you know by evening if i have won a multi million dollar latery. Will share half of it with OnlyPk

@Fatema .... Ye kiya ho gaya? Did you notice I got a LIKE from OnlyPk. Now there are three possibilities:

1- Done by mistake - most likely
2- Its my lucky day - in which case i need to head out to Las Vegas to try my luck more
3- Change of heart - no way, jose
 

Fatema

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
@Fatema, OMG there is another LIKE... It is my lucky day... Let me go, im heading out to Las Vegas. Will let you know by evening if i have won a multi million dollar latery. Will share half of it with OnlyPk

Oye ye Haram kaam ki khabar apne tak rakhein. Haan koi ache kaam business wagera mein deal ho to friends ko zaroor treat karein. I know you're joking but yeah try yr luck... and if u loose then be prepared to wash dirty dishes...:biggthumpup:
 

eye-eye-PTI

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Just wait and see my friend.

By the way, say hello to your neighbor :)

وہ معصوم پری تو سابقہ پڑوسن تھی ۔۔۔ میں وہاں سے موو ہو گیا تھا پر اب وہ کبھی کبھی میرے والے سٹور میں شاپنگ کرنے آتی ہے

کچھ دن پہلے کہہ رہی تھی اس کی آڈی اے فور کا شیشہ کسی نے توڑ دیا ہے

میں نے کہا اس ایریا سے موو ہو جاءو ۔۔۔۔ جنکی بہت ہو گئے ہیں ۔۔ کہہ رہی تھی سوچ رہی ہوں ۔۔ پھر کوئی ملاقات نہیں ہوئی

 

wahreh

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
یار اسے اپنے نئے علاقے میں موو کرا لیں بلکہ اپنے اپارٹمنٹ میں ہی شیئرنگ پر رکھ لیں

وہ معصوم پری تو سابقہ پڑوسن تھی ۔۔۔ میں وہاں سے موو ہو گیا تھا پر اب وہ کبھی کبھی میرے والے سٹور میں شاپنگ کرنے آتی ہے

کچھ دن پہلے کہہ رہی تھی اس کی آڈی اے فور کا شیشہ کسی نے توڑ دیا ہے

میں نے کہا اس ایریا سے موو ہو جاءو ۔۔۔۔ جنکی بہت ہو گئے ہیں ۔۔ کہہ رہی تھی سوچ رہی ہوں ۔۔ پھر کوئی ملاقات نہیں ہوئی

 

OnlyPK

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
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eye-eye-PTI

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
یار اسے اپنے نئے علاقے میں موو کرا لیں بلکہ اپنے اپارٹمنٹ میں ہی شیئرنگ پر رکھ لیں

Wareh Sahab maana ke ap ko tehreek-e-insaf aor uss ke supporters pasand nahee hain


ab itna bhee kyaa ghussa ke ap mujhey dunya se he rukhsat karnay pe aa gaye hain


Eee sasuri to hamraaaa kachoomar nikaal deway hai, kha makhaa PTI ka aik vote kam ho jaaey gaa :)
 

eye-eye-PTI

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Arey did you notice... your phrase behti gan-ga has been sensored . .
. Hae hae Adeel per gan-jon ki kitni dehshat hey...[hilar]

Likha Gan'ga thaa, forum ne khud se he Gan'jaa samajh ke sensor ker diaa

ab hum keh saktay hain ... forum forum janay hain Gan'jaa corrupt hai :lol:
 

eye-eye-PTI

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
munnay, me ne bola k bila wja nawaz badmash ke trf dari krna choro or ye socho k us ne ye sb maal kha se kmaya, pak se bahir ksy bheja, parliament me kitna sich bola, maryam safdar ne kya such bola, hamza shabaz ka murgi ka kam ksy phela ??
mra zameer abi nhe mra, me is badmash ko ksy vote de skta hu jo koi b bat clear nhe kr rha

OnlyPk bhai maana ke Patwari mulk dushman , corrupt, daku aor qatilon ki andhi mohabbat main andhay ho chukay hain


Khotay ke qeemay walay kebaab khaa khaa ke inn ke dimaghon ke Khotay ka chhamm charh chuka hai


Leiken phir bhee jo kaam ap ne chukka hua hai uss pe haath hola rakhain


Her koi app ke Dislikes se tang betha hai, din mein aik adh daffa inhain Likes bhee de dia karain


Wesay mujhey poora yaqeen hai Patwariyon ka nick dekhtay he apkay mouse ka button khud he dislike pe click ho jata ho ga


Phir bhee koshish kia karain her 10 Dislikes ke baad aik Like de dain, iss se Patwari bhee khush aor app bhee :)
 

OnlyPK

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)

OnlyPk bhai maana ke Patwari mulk dushman , corrupt, daku aor qatilon ki andhi mohabbat main andhay ho chukay hain


Khotay ke qeemay walay kebaab khaa khaa ke inn ke dimaghon ke Khotay ka chhamm charh chuka hai


Leiken phir bhee jo kaam ap ne chukka hua hai uss pe haath hola rakhain


Her koi app ke Dislikes se tang betha hai, din mein aik adh daffa inhain Likes bhee de dia karain


Wesay mujhey poora yaqeen hai Patwariyon ka nick dekhtay he apkay mouse ka button khud he dislike pe click ho jata ho ga


Phir bhee koshish kia karain her 10 Dislikes ke baad aik Like de dain, iss se Patwari bhee khush aor app bhee :)
ye khotay k demag waly abi shukr kry k is mulk me aabi hitler nhe hy, or us se b berh kr ye shukr kry k me Hitler ka Right hand nhe hu, wrna me ne to chun chun kr in ghddaro ko One Way Ticket pr bhej dena tha, without any delay (bigsmile)
mjy lgta hy k is List me mjy apka naam mubarik b dalna pry ga
:P
 

eye-eye-PTI

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
ye khotay k demag waly abi shukr kry k is mulk me aabi hitler nhe hy, or us se b berh kr ye shukr kry k me Hitler ka Right hand nhe hu, wrna me ne to chun chun kr in ghddaro ko One Way Ticket pr bhej dena tha, without any delay (bigsmile)
mjy lgta hy k is List me mjy apka naam mubarik b dalna pry ga
:P

Pakistaniyon ke liye to NOoray khud hitler banay huay hain, jisay chahtay hain pharkaa detay hain


Albata inn ke liey koi Hitler abhee nahee aya shayed warna inhain bhee bhatti main daal ke inki khaad bana deta


hmm... lo jee


Naiki ka zamana he nahee raha, mein ap ko manah kar rhaa hoon keh Khota Khor Patwariyon ko her waqt Dislike na detay raha karain, kaheen yeh harkat jaan leva na sabit ho jaaey


ap ulta mujhey he dislike denay pe aa gaye hain


Meray bhai saray Patwari aik jesay nahee hotay, kuch Wareh bhee hotay hain jo rawaayeti patwariyon se alag hotay hain.


Agar baat hoti Gujjar ki to main bhee kehta aankhain band ker ke usay Dislike do, per bakiyon pe hath hola rakha karain.


Aagay ap ki marzi
 

OnlyPK

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)

Pakistaniyon ke liye to NOoray khud hitler banay huay hain, jisay chahtay hain pharkaa detay hain


Albata inn ke liey koi Hitler abhee nahee aya shayed warna inhain bhee bhatti main daal ke inki khaad bana deta


hmm... lo jee


Naiki ka zamana he nahee raha, mein ap ko manah kar rhaa hoon keh Khota Khor Patwariyon ko her waqt Dislike na detay raha karain, kaheen yeh harkat jaan leva na sabit ho jaaey


ap ulta mujhey he dislike denay pe aa gaye hain


Meray bhai saray Patwari aik jesay nahee hotay, kuch Wareh bhee hotay hain jo rawaayeti patwariyon se alag hotay hain.


Agar baat hoti Gujjar ki to main bhee kehta aankhain band ker ke usay Dislike do, per bakiyon pe hath hola rakha karain.


Aagay ap ki marzi
o bhai sab, qeemy wali machine me agr ap bakry ka gosht daly gy to qeeema bakry k gosht ka hi nikly ga, usi trha 1 noni jb b comment kry ga behuda hi kry ga or chawl hi mry ga, in khota khoro se koi achy ke umeed krna asy hi hy jsy ksi Eunuch se Baby ke umeed krna :rule:
 

smartguycool

MPA (400+ posts)
Ye ho kia raha hai...new new members Moderator ban rahe hai....purane log jo hain forum pe wo wahi ke wahi hai...sohrab bhai....zain itrat....raaz aur injese kafi aur log hain.....kher Adeel ki marzi.....magar zara uthaye ke uper kam chal raha hai shayad.... :)