قائد محترم بانئی انقلاب جناب میاں صاحب کا آل پارٹیز کانفرنس سے خطاب

Citizen X

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
It's ironic, before ganju bought himself a place in politics he tried his hand at becoming an actor, his father through some contacts sent him to Mohd Saeed Khan ( rangeela ) and after a few days Rangeela told his father he has never seen such a worthless turd in his life and sent him back, this is also after he failed at his family lohar business and cricket, so after getting rejected from everywhere his father sent his worthless son in a profession that needed no skills or talent, rest is history as they say.
 

Champion 01

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Iss Nawaz shaitan ko Rangeela marhoom nay bhi thudday mar ker nikal dia tha aur kaha tha kay to actor nahi bun sakta, phir yeh cricketer bun nay kay liey Railway mein Kuli bharti ho gaya aur uss base per Railways ki taraf say tournament khelnay ki koshish ki, wahan say bhi thudday kha ker bahir hua.
phir iss kay gutter kay dhakan chor baap Mian Shareef nay kisi tarah Gen Jeelani ko request ker kay siasat mein laya, 3 dafa PM bana aur teeno dafa phir thudday kha ker zaleel ho ker bahir hua, ab mulk say thudday kha ker London mein British Pakistanion say gaaliyan aur thudday kha raha hey.
iss hurami kunjar kay naseeb mein zindgi bhar gaaliyan aur thudday he hein.
 

Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
یہ ڈفر اداکار رنگیلا سے ایکٹنگ کی باقاعدہ کلاسیں بھی لیتا رہا ہے
اور طاہرہ سید سے گانا بھی سیکھتا رہا…
اگر وہی سیکھ لیتا تو ابتک بھونک بھونک کر
چپ کر گیا ہوتا..اب اس میں کیا …. 😀
 

amber123

Minister (2k+ posts)
گیدڑ کی موت آتی ھے تو لندن سے خطاب فرمایاجاتا ہے۔ الطاف بھائ کی طرف ہی دیکھ لیتے۔



This is called Electrolysis of polity..... Negative and Positive collected on separate Poles...
 

The Sane

Senator (1k+ posts)
گیدڑ کی موت آتی ھے تو لندن سے خطاب فرمایاجاتا ہے۔ الطاف بھائ کی طرف ہی دیکھ لیتے۔



This is called Electrolysis of polity..... Negative and Positive collected on separate Poles...
But just out of curiosity, does this principle of science also apply to duffers?
 
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