PTI demands Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg be made Election Commissioner

HIDDEN

Minister (2k+ posts)
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http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2015/08/29/features/mark-zuckerberg-be-made-election-commissioner-pti-demands/



Karachi – our PTI correspondent: At a press conference in Karachi, Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) chairman Imran Khan made a formal request for Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to be made the chief election commissioner, not just for the upcoming series of by-polls but also for the next general elections.


“Mr Zuckerberg is a tried-and-tested, proved entity who has shown the ability to build a platform that can truly assess the will of the people,” said Mr. Khan.

“In fact, as we know that the people of Pakistan now all – down to the last one of them – not only have Facebook accounts but also take the medium seriously, it would be pertinent for the election commission itself to be replaced by Facebook,” Khan said, adding that, “an online poll would save the government a whole lot of money.


While it remains to be seen whether the government would agree to the demand, but political analysts have already taken to the social media platform to ascertain who the frontrunners in the elections are going to be.


“It’s too early to tell,” Haider Bhatti, a political analyst working for a think-tank, says, “But we have a list of frontrunners. It is, in descending order: PTI, Pervez Musharraf, Atif Aslam, K’s Bridals, De$I Gurlz Rokk and Papa Ki PryncE$$.”
 
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aimless

Minister (2k+ posts)
[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar] PATWARI Bachari , RO RO ker bura haal ho giyaa haa :P [hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar] they can't find any thing beside IK and how he is kicking their As*ses everyday ...

Btw on a serious note do Patwaris and ther God alike leaders , really think in Pakistan there will never be an justice and ppl who will stand for justice will parish :P ...


 

sabbor

MPA (400+ posts)
کیا کہ دینے سے ہر بات ہو جاتی ہے


نہں

کیا بات کرنے سے پہلے سوچنا چاہے

ہاں

بات کرنے سے پہلے کون نہں سوچتا

جس کو :

١) نتایج کی پرواہ نا ہو

٢) جو اپنا دشمن آپ ہو

٣) جس کو دوسروں کی پرواہ نا ہو

(٤)جس کا کوی ملک ، قوم ، یا مذھب نا ہو

٥) جو دوسروں کے اشاروں پر بندر تماشہ کرتا ہو

٦) جس کا دماغی توازن مشکوک ہو

٧) جو کسی اور کو پیغام دینا چاہتا ہو


کسی غیر ملکی کو پاکستان کا الیکشن کمشنر بنانے کا یا عمران خان کہ سکتا ہے یا الطاف حسیں یا کوی پاکستان کا دشمن
 
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HIDDEN

Minister (2k+ posts)
I wonder does this patwari "Hidden" know that this article is a work of satire. I'm sure he doesn't.


Oh bhai, I am not a patwari (gali se ijtenaab karain please). I knew it is a work of satire and that's why it is uploaded under "Non-Siasi".

I just found it hilarious and that's why shared it.
 

akhlaq

MPA (400+ posts)
[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar] PATWARI Bachari , RO RO ker bura haal ho giyaa haa :P [hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar] they can't find any thing beside IK and how he is kicking their As*ses everyday ...

Btw on a serious note do Patwaris and ther God alike leaders , really think in Pakistan there will never be an justice and ppl who will stand for justice will parish :P ...


You must be "Ammi-Daddy" Capporter of Niazi, Beta apni "angrji" tu sahi kar lai, "Parish" kia hota hai....? ja puttar ja kay "Dihari" la ya aami ko ghar ka soda la kai dai.
WT.F "GOD alike leaders"? Tera Angreji ka Master barra nikamma hai.
 

HIDDEN

Minister (2k+ posts)
کیا کہ دینے سے ہر بات ہو جاتی ہے


نہں

کیا ات کرنے سے پہلے سوچنا چاہے

ہاں

بات کرنے سے پہلے کون نہں سوچتا

جس کو :

١) نتایج کی پرواہ نا ہو
٢) اپنا دشمن آپ ہو
٣) جس کو دوسروں کی پرواہ نا ہو
(٤)جس کا کوی ملک ، قوم ، یا مذھب نا ہو
٥) جو دوسروں کے اشاروں پر بندر تماشہ کرتا ہو
٦) جس کا دماغی توازن مشکوک ہو


٧) جو کسی اور کو پیغام دینا چاہتا ہو


کسی غیر ملکی کو پاکستان الیکشن کمشنر بنانے کا یا عمران خان کہ سکتا ہے یا الطاف حسیں یا کوی پاکستان کا دشمن

یہ ایک مزاحیہ مضمون ہے، برائے مہربانی دل پہ لینے سے اجتناب کریں
 

akhlaq

MPA (400+ posts)
Oh bhai, I am not a patwari (gali se ijtenaab karain please). I knew it is a work of satire and that's why it is uploaded under "Non-Siasi".

I just found it hilarious and that's why shared it.

lol, and you seriously think that you will insult/mock PTI (Baat tu sach hai, par baat hai ruswai ki) and get away with it without being abused..?
 

akhlaq

MPA (400+ posts)
I wonder does this patwari "Hidden" know that this article is a work of satire. I'm sure he doesn't.

Definition of Satire, "literary work through which point out "CONTRADICTIONS" through mockery". Google kar lo PAI-EIN ya mein link V post kara'an?
 

HIDDEN

Minister (2k+ posts)
Definition of Satire, "literary work through which point out "CONTRADICTIONS" through mockery". Google kar lo PAI-EIN ya mein link V post kara'an?


Bhaijan,

I think we all know the definition of "satire". I shared it because I found it hilarious. That's it.

I didn't know that people take everything so seriously. Kia hum logon main mazah ki hiss khatam hochuki hai bilkul?
 

aimless

Minister (2k+ posts)
You must be "Ammi-Daddy" Capporter of Niazi, Beta apni "angrji" tu sahi kar lai, "Parish" kia hota hai....? ja puttar ja kay "Dihari" la ya aami ko ghar ka soda la kai dai.
WT.F "GOD alike leaders"? Tera Angreji ka Master barra nikamma hai.


LOL Ronaa nahi haa Patwari bhai :P i admit i put a instead of e becz of typing fast ; but anyway :D seems like after PTI is kicking PML N u r in lot of pain :P

for Patwari bhai
Rotay hain Cham cham Nain
Ojer giya chain reee

 

akhlaq

MPA (400+ posts)
Bhaijan,

I think we all know the definition of "satire". I shared it because I found it hilarious. That's it.

I didn't know that people take everything so seriously. Kia hum logon main mazah ki hiss khatam hochuki hai bilkul?

Janab mein nai us banday ko reply kia tha jo es POST ko seriously lai raha tha, in other words I was trying to endorse your perspective, now it seems I have failed..
 

HIDDEN

Minister (2k+ posts)
Janab mein nai us banday ko reply kia tha jo es POST ko seriously lai raha tha, in other words I was trying to endorse your perspective, now it seems I have failed..


Yaar main ne usi banday ko indirectly mukhatib kia tha. Aap ke kandhay pe agar bandooq rakh ke nahi chalata tou agay se ghauri missile sehnay ki mujh main sakat nahi thi....
 
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