Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

Raaz

(50k+ posts) بابائے فورم
Re: ہنستا مرغا

ہنستا نہی روتا مرغا ہے

رو رہا ہے اپنی قسمت پر

کہ اکیلا ہے کوئی مرغی پاس نہی ہے ، شاید حجاب لینے لگ گئی ہیں
 

zain786

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
joke of the day

A married Man had affair wid his secretary.
1 day they went 4 date & spent so much time that it was 8PM
The man hurried home & on the way rubbed his shoes & clothes in grass & dirt
At home his wife said "Where have u been?
"I cant lie to u" he replied, "m having an affair wid my secretary
We had date all evening
The wife looked at the shoes & clothes & shouted
"U r lying U've been playing cricket all evening''
MORAL:
Sach ki Barkatain..!!!
 

dream merchant

Voter (50+ posts)
Re: Joke

Benazir Bhutto, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin
all die and go to Hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and inquire what
the phone is for.

The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he finished the Devil informs him that the
bill is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for
30 minutes. When she finished the Devil informs
her that bill is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth
writes him a check.

Finally Benazir gets her turn and talks for 4 hours.
When she finished the Devil informed her that
there would be no charge for the call and that she
could feel free to call Pakistan anytime.

Hearing this, Putin gets very angry and asks the Devil why Benazir got a free call to Pakistan .

The Devil replied,

"Since Zardari became President of Pakistan , the country
has gone to Hell and as such it was a local call".

tum hell mein ja k b baaz nae aye jo wahan ki khabren dy rahy ho,, ab es janam k bad dobara wohen jao gay,,,it is sure. benazir bhutto is a shaheed and how dare you to say this for a shaheed.
 

miafridi

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: This Guy is INCREDIBLE

Nice tricks, but catch able moves in slow motion. Every of the move is catch able.
 

patriot

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Joke

tum hell mein ja k b baaz nae aye jo wahan ki khabren dy rahy ho,, ab es janam k bad dobara wohen jao gay,,,it is sure. benazir bhutto is a shaheed and how dare you to say this for a shaheed.

Sir ji she may be a shaheed for you but for me she died for power therefore is not shaheed.
For me shaheed are thoise who give their lives in the cause of Allah SWT.
Now, it is for you to find out what that cause is.
 

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