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    میاں بیوی نے ایک ساتھ سی ایس ایس کا امتحان پاس کر لیا

    CSS has lost its lustre. It's a virus inflicting a certain population These 2 are doctors and will be sitting in police and revenue office? Pathetic. Was a medical degree just for status?
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    No need to abuse Amir Khan for his statement under duress.

    The strength of a nations armed forces is to be measured by their ability to retrieve gyms. SubhanAllah.
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    پیپلز پارٹی کا وفاقی حکومت میں شمولیت کا فیصلہ, کتنی وزارتیں ملنے کا امکان؟

    Aah...so that's why ishaq dar was made deputy PM...to clear the FM seat for bilawal. Haha...kharedi farokht jari. They make sex workers look noble
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    پی سی بی کی پی ایس ایل 2025 کیلئے آئی پی ایل سے متصادم تاریخوں کی تجویز

    Waise kaun ata hai? Our stadiums are empty, whereas IPL has sold out shows
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    Imminent Crackdown:Govt to Enforce Internet Firewall, Ban SM, & Target DM

    Pakistan is a 4th World country. Internet service is so horrible. It's like living in the 90s. Net a Raha hai? Nai a raha.slow hai...Ruk Gaya....chal para... bandwidth throttling..... idiotic behaviour Smart folks are using vpns successfully. Plus siasat.pk is alive on Facebook forums. They...
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    The best description of Imran Khan by his own best follower

    Doctor - social media expert -aka new uncle of patwaris
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    عدت میں نکاح : بشریٰ بی بی کی بیٹیاں ہونیکی دعویدار 2 خواتین کا قرآن پر حلف

    Only in Pakistan does this crap happen in the name of islam. Husband wife statement is all that matters, even if they marry 3 days after divorce. The wife's declaration is more than enough. If she says shes not pregnant, shes not.. If the wife hasnt even had relations with husband for...
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    ’نانو اگین":فیلڈ ہسپتالوں کا افتتاح،وزیراعلیٰ پنجاب کے نواسے نواسیاں پرجوش"

    کلاسک ڈراما کوین اللہ نہ کرے کے ضرورت پڑے، لیکن طبیعت خراب ہو تو ان بچوں کونّانو اگیں ہسپتال لے کے جانا
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    Shehbaz Sharif exposes Imran Khan lies that he won the worldcup for Pakista

    I swear he was about to say Mian nawaz sharif........and stopped just in time to say Miandad
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    کسی صورت زمینوں پر قبضے کی اجازت نہیں دوں گا۔ آصف علی زرداری

    Who the hell is incharge in this country? A ceremonial post holder is getting security briefing and giving instructions? He's being sent by establishment to show shahbaz showbaz that even after appointing ishaq dar as deputy, you're worth nothing.
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    ججز کے بیڈرومز میں کیمروں کا دفاع کرنے پرحسن ایوب طنزیہ جملوں کی زد میں

    Considering that this post has been made by a "Staff Member" of siasat.pk. can you please clarify why you are quoting fake twitter accounts? The handle clearly says "Kashif Abbasi Fan" کاشف عباسی نے کہا کہ کوئی ان سے پتا کرو کہ انکے بیڈ روم میں کتنے کیمرے لگےہے ؟