gazoomartian
Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
An Indian begging for money at a railway station. This is how he would use the money:
Dey data key naam tujhko Allah rakhey
Tujhko rakhey Raam tujhko Allah rakhey
banaeingey hum nukes, tujhko Allah rakhey
mareingey hum tujhey bhooka, tujhko Allah rakhey
phailayengein hum terrorism, tujhko Allah rakhey
choreingey hum Bombay mein bomb, tujhko Allah rakhey
kharideingey someone's wife, tujhko Allah rakhey
paisa dey ziada for khubsurat, tujhko Allah rakhey
kharido hearingaid for kapoor, tujhko Allah rakhey
marey kashamiris ko subh-o-sham, tujhko Allah rakhey
democarcy ko kareingey budnam, tujhko Allah rakhey
yeh nazam pauhnchi ikhtitam, tujhko Allah rakhey
[hilar] [hilar] [hilar] main bara hi choti ka shaer hoon
Gazoo
Ghalib ka bhatija
Dey data key naam tujhko Allah rakhey
Tujhko rakhey Raam tujhko Allah rakhey
banaeingey hum nukes, tujhko Allah rakhey
mareingey hum tujhey bhooka, tujhko Allah rakhey
phailayengein hum terrorism, tujhko Allah rakhey
choreingey hum Bombay mein bomb, tujhko Allah rakhey
kharideingey someone's wife, tujhko Allah rakhey
paisa dey ziada for khubsurat, tujhko Allah rakhey
kharido hearingaid for kapoor, tujhko Allah rakhey
marey kashamiris ko subh-o-sham, tujhko Allah rakhey
democarcy ko kareingey budnam, tujhko Allah rakhey
yeh nazam pauhnchi ikhtitam, tujhko Allah rakhey
[hilar] [hilar] [hilar] main bara hi choti ka shaer hoon
Gazoo
Ghalib ka bhatija