If you could be president what would you do?

titan

MPA (400+ posts)
hang zardari
ban ppp,pml,mqm,anp and ban democracy.bring back mushi and 180000000 shoes to hit him till his death

I wish you could have a time travel machine & such great powers like batman in this Gotham country:lol: And there i'll marry to all current TV female anchors
 

WatanDost

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Allah SWT har NA-AHIL Musalmaan ko es BAR E AZEEM sai bachaye.
Bohat barri AMMANAT hai jo samajhta hai US KI ZINDAGI ki KUSHIAN khatam.
Hazrat Abu Bakar RA, Hazrat Umar RA aur Hazrat Umar bin Abdul Aziz ki khilafat ki tarekh parh lijeye.
Aik aik HAQDAR kai haq ka HAQ kon ada kar sakta hai.
ALLAH es AMANAT ka HAQ ada karnain waloon ko es ka HAQDAAR banaye. AAMEEN.
 

jennyrock42

MPA (400+ posts)
The first thing that I will do would be to abolish parliamentary system which is a symbol of slavery from british times, I will introduce presidential system where the president will be elected through popular vote so that each and every voter will know that his vote will elect the person of his choice as president directly without an indirect elections determined by uneducated politicians in the parliament which is part of the system in pakistan at the moment where we do not even know at the time of election that who is going to become prime minister. I just hate this parliamentary system of elections.

Regards
 

mrbaig

Senator (1k+ posts)
I would like to disolve assembly.Close all the land and sea borders.Ban all out going flights.Arrest all who have accumulated wealth out of Pakistan.Ask them to bring back all their wealth,not only cash but amount by selling their properties in different countries.Shoot them one by one if they fail to obey these orders.
Ban all political activities at once.Remove flags of their parties where ever these are.Rub-off wall-chalking in favour or against any one.
Control food prices on war-footings.
Then after 2/3 years,will allow political activities and held elections on proportional representation bases like France and Germany.
But.........................who will make me president????:lol:
 
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littlemaster

Minister (2k+ posts)
I would like to disolve assembly.Close all the land and sea borders.Ban all out going flights.Arrest all who have accumulated wealth out of Pakistan.Ask them to bring back all their wealth,not only cash but amount by selling their properties in different countries.Shoot them one by one if they fail to obey these orders.
Ban all political activities at once.Remove flags of their parties where ever these are.Rub-off wall-chalking in favour or against any one.
Control food prices on war-footings.
Then after 2/3 years,will allow political activities and held elections on proportional representation bases like France and Germany.
But.........................who will make me president????:lol:

SOUNDS COOL,BUT FROM WHEN U BECOME ANTI MQM (serious)
 

anyie1

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
I would like to disolve assembly.Close all the land and sea borders.Ban all out going flights.Arrest all who have accumulated wealth out of Pakistan.Ask them to bring back all their wealth,not only cash but amount by selling their properties in different countries.Shoot them one by one if they fail to obey these orders.
Ban all political activities at once.Remove flags of their parties where ever these are.Rub-off wall-chalking in favour or against any one.
Control food prices on war-footings.
Then after 2/3 years,will allow political activities and held elections on proportional representation bases like France and Germany.
But.........................who will make me president????:lol:

dictator can do this not president
 

ranaji

(50k+ posts) بابائے فورم
I will hang mullah fazloo black mailer and zardari, isfand ,gilani & company ,put all parliamentarians in jail with their famililies then ask them to bring back all their money( sorry our money) which they have looted from our nation if they fail to do so will hang them as well ,life ban for all existing politicians and their families (clap)
 
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anacondaa

MPA (400+ posts)
if i come president of Pakistan i will call all parties conference and all past political leader from 1960 to till today, conference will be held in a big ship and that ship shot by the at least 10 JF thunder------ along with me! :chilli:
 
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anyie1

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
I dont want to become a president ,,,,,,, i want to be dictator so i can do the things according to my own .
 

anyie1

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
if i come president of Pakistan i will call all parties conference and all past political leader from 1960 to till today, conference will be held in a big ship and that ship shot by the at least 10 JF thunder------ along with me! :chilli:

WOW......... that should be the spirit......... you will become the most successful suicide bomber in the history of mankind if you do it yourself but not with JF thunder, no one will check you that you have bomb jacket under your sheeerwaaani........ come on do it man,,,,
 

shamsheer

Senator (1k+ posts)
I would like to disolve assembly.Close all the land and sea borders.Ban all out going flights.Arrest all who have accumulated wealth out of Pakistan.Ask them to bring back all their wealth,not only cash but amount by selling their properties in different countries.Shoot them one by one if they fail to obey these orders.
Ban all political activities at once.Remove flags of their parties where ever these are.Rub-off wall-chalking in favour or against any one.
Control food prices on war-footings.
Then after 2/3 years,will allow political activities and held elections on proportional representation bases like France and Germany.
But.........................who will make me president????:lol:

I will also do the following.

first and foremost will try my best to eradicate the interest based financial system of our country.

1- Abolish all the landlord system and distribute agricultural land to each family that currrently work in the field, with the requirement that the land can not be transfered or sold to any body else other than the persons own daughters or sons for the next 100 years. The uncultivated land will be taken away from the landlords and will be given to any body who wish to cultivate it at his own. if the person want to move onto another profession the land will be taken away. Zameen sirf hari ki.

2- Take away all the industries from Big business man in a way that they still own 55% of the comapines shares while the rest are distributed among the workers of the company.

3- Members of assembly will have no security or protection. So be a member at your own expense.

4- All member sof Assemblies will only get food stamps and their kids will get free education in the government school, untill high school only.

5- I will reform the education examination taking criteria. The tests will be CBTs with MCQs (where possible). There will be no need for the kids to take admission into the school. What they will just need to do is to take the exam. The limit will be enough exams in a year so that they can advance to next level in a year. Students can register for an exam any time during the year depending on when they are prepared to take the test. This will ensure education for all and brilliant poor kids will be able to educate themselves taking help from friends and family and they will also be able to work and study if needed. No governement expenditures on schools. Only on organizing tests fairly. In short there will be no difference between Private studies or studies done at a school.

6- In Pakistan army, the commision will be same from a cader to the COAS. No free lands, houses etc given to any level in army. This will ensure that only those whose maqsood is shahadat will join the army. For those who get the sahadat or become disabled, their family will be given life long support for housing, education and food from the government.

7- Police department will only have people from the locality. No inter province or inter city police transfer.

8- Will offer any private organization to setup transit system in the country and becuase of that they will be allowed to operate tax free for at least 20 years or what ever is a feasible agreement.

9- Make reforms that if religious leaders use islam to instigating hate crime (through their fatwa) they will have to bear life impriosnment.

10- 50% of the benefits of local resources will be given to the local people and federal government will run on the rest or less. They may borrow money from local governments but they cannot own it.

11- Offical working hours of the country will start from 6AM till 3PM. This will esnure that most of the people do not have any excuse of skipping fajar.

12- Governement will spent amount of budget to educate people about the fundamental of eman and help them to become a better muslims. Media will be used for that purpose. Media will be controlled tightly and will be only allowed to show what is morally acceptible in a true muslims society.

13- Special wazeefa will be given to women, that do not have any man to support them. Specially those women that are divorced and those that have kids.

14- Education will be made must for man as well as women in line with the reforms discussed above.


I think so much about Pakistan but I do not know if I will ever get a change to implement any of this.
 

sualeh

Citizen
wow!!

I'll lock all the major religious scholars in one room until they come out with one direction long which purpose of Pakistan is fulfilled.
during this time hang all the so called political leaders on the roads of Islamabad in Public starting from the most corrupt 1*.
set a strict criteria for a leader based on teachings of ISLAM.
who so ever declares someone who contradicts the criteria as their leader would be shot DEAD
anyone who opposes all this this would be shot DEAD. this is what this nation deserves!
 

hans

Banned
Let me see..... I will pass order that every Pakistani sing this Song every morning.

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hans

Banned
A perfect trap... this post was just for you.... and you too the bite.... how sweet.

As for Citizenship.. how come you earn and live in UK and your kids study in an Islamic Institution in Lahore?

You are just like Altaf Hussain.... Physically in UK but Rohani in Lahore Pakistan. Travel on a UK passport but love
to flutter Pound Sterling on your poor relatives in Punjab.

Talk big, insult on all those who do not agree to your defined way of life.... how envious can one be.










Mole, to become President of Pakistan you have to be a Pakistani citizen, not a foreigner b.. pretending to be Pakistani
Urdu Post Tou Kar Di Hai, Parhna Bi Seekh Lo....
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
A perfect trap... this post was just for you.... and you too the bite.... how sweet.

As for Citizenship.. how come you earn and live in UK and your kids study in an Islamic Institution in Lahore?

You are just like Altaf Hussain.... Physically in UK but Rohani in Lahore Pakistan. Travel on a UK passport but love
to flutter Pound Sterling on your poor relatives in Punjab.

Talk big, insult on all those who do not agree to your defined way of life.... how envious can one be.

I could have responded on questions if a Pakistani had asked these questions but to a Mole, dream on...
Why are you ashamed to call yourself an Indian..
 

Saladin A

Minister (2k+ posts)
If I were made the president of Pakistan with absolute authority, the first thing I will do is to arrest every corrupt politician, army officer, civil servant and citizen responsible for illegally nation's treasures and country's treasury.

I will also order immediate arrest of these people lawyers, auditors and senior managers and order them to reveal their clients national and foreign bank accounts and every assets; their immediate kin’s assets and bank holdings nationally and abroad; their tax returns for the last seven years; their tripe abroad for the last five years and the list of their properties bought in foreign countries.
I will then order their prosecution and those found guilty of heinous crime of embezzlement and looting of national assets irrespective of their gender to be hanged publicly, their entire assets confiscated. Those found of lesser crime should return looted and embezzled money and properties to the state and sentences to life imprisonment.

I will then order to ban every politician and their family members associated with any crime against the state and its citizen to enter politics.

I will then ensure that any one who wanted to enter Pakistan's politics will have to be as transparent as a mirror and if found guilty of misleading the state will be banned from politics for life and sentence to five years hard labour.

And, I will promulgate special litigation process against any citizen found of corruption, bribery, adulteration of food, medicine, exhortation of commodity prices and selling adulated food and medicine to be sentenced to death.

I will declare zero tolerance against those found of target killings, violence, terrorism and order them to be shot by firing squad if found guilty of their crimes.

I will ensure that every citizen of the land obeys law of the land those dare break them received harshest punishment.

I will also order compulsory education of the Quran and Arabic from the school age until graduation so that a doctor, engineer, scientist, lawyer, accounant, civil servant, clerk, plumber, brick layer and every child born as a Muslim understands and obeys Islam metaphysically as well as scientifically.
I will make Pakistan a truly progressive Islamic state where Islamic laws prevail, and every citizen is treated with absolute justice and fairness and no mercy shown to a criminal.





 

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