Some interesting quotes:
> You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good.
> I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
> I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
> I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
> Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
> The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
> This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
> Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
> You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good.
> I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
> I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
> I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
> I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
> Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
> The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
> This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.
> Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?