Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[Sohraab]

Re: After veena malik another girl (mathira) is destroying the image of pakistan

ISS ki NATIONALTY ko cancel kero baat khatam ho jaye gi.iss baap bhi kunger tha aur iss maan bhi ek chakley main london main kaam kerti thi sasti shorat lani ho to islaam ka naam le ker koi bhi bold kaam kero to hum Pakistani us ka churcha to phir media per khoob kertey hain aur bold kaam kerney wala khud bakhud he mashor ho jata ha.yeh English ****** ha.nah keh PAKISTANi.

is thread main sab se BEST post aap ki hai

main aap ki is baat se mukammal ittefaq karta hoon ke is ki nationality Cancel karni chahiyee , na sirf Matheera ki balke Adnan Sami Khan aur Veena malik ki bhi nationality cancel hobi chahiyee

 

[yasirmaliq]

Re: Live GUP SHUP by Sweat Mathira

Shear Non-Sense. Admin please delete the thread.

 

[tariisb]

Re: After veena malik another girl (mathira) is destroying the image of pakistan

no.this is shameful for all nation,why?because in an honorable state such people who shame the image of a nation are punished...and if they don't reform they can be expelled to other countries,here in Pakistan our majority glorifies and gives more lift to such harmful people...remember how veena malik joined a popular party here?and people did not mind

یہ آپ کے خیالات ہیں یا ؟ کوئی طنزیہ اظہار ، فیصلہ مشکل


(bigsmile)متھیرا کے متعلق اس قدر جذباتی ہونا ضروری نہیں ، ہاں جذبات کا "مشتعل" ہونا ایک فطری امر ہے ، مجھے بھی "مقتول" ہی سمجھئیے ​

 

[mercedesbenz]

Re: After veena malik another girl (mathira) is destroying the image of pakistan

is thread main sab se BEST post aap ki hai

main aap ki is baat se mukammal ittefaq karta hoon ke is ki nationality Cancel karni chahiyee , na sirf Matheera ki balke Adnan Sami Khan aur Veena malik ki bhi nationality cancel hobi chahiyee

THANK you dear,PAKISTAN ka naam ha LA-A-LA-HA-ILLALLAH)aur iss ki BEHURMATI kerney wala meri NAZER main PAKISTANI QAUOM ka GHADDAR HA:JISS ke SAATH MERI DOSTI KABHI BHI nahee ho sakti.SHUKRIA.

 

[Sohraab]

Re: After veena malik another girl (mathira) is destroying the image of pakistan

THANK you dear,PAKISTAN ka naam ha LA-A-LA-HA-ILLALLAH)aur iss ki BEHURMATI kerney wala meri NAZER main PAKISTANI QAUOM ka GHADDAR HA:JISS ke SAATH MERI DOSTI KABHI BHI nahee ho sakti.SHUKRIA.

bohut khoob

bohut khushi hui yeh dekh kar ke aap itni achi soch rakhte hain :)

 

[mercedesbenz]

Re: After veena malik another girl (mathira) is destroying the image of pakistan

firstly, I would request you learn some manners and ethics either from religious references or from modern social references, because in both criterias u fail as a gentleman.
secondly, you and I are nobody to judge anyone on their acts,

the sin she has committed is not higher then the ones committed in your two posts above.



and lastly, jiger ich wohne auch in Deutschland.. (main bhi germany main hee rehta hon), so yeh bharam mujhay na do kay din raat haq halal kee kamayee kertay hain saray pakistani yahan. majority Pakistanis haram khaa rahay hain, apna bussiness kertay hain paisay kamatay hain, or hupa ker ghar bhejdetay hain or govt say kehtay hain kay paisay nahi hain or social khatay hain. khud tax detay nahi per dosron ka tax khatay hain, pechlay saal ek list shaya kee thee govt main, kay social khanay walon ka bakground kia hay, top 10 saray background muslim countries kay thay , which included pakistan at around 4th or 5th position. 80% pakistanis Germany main larkian phansa ker shadi kerkay paperwork complete honay kay baad tallaq day detay hain. (shadi larki kay liay nahi paison kay liay kertay rahay hain). is main Haq or halal kahan hay ?? or by the way is say mulk ka image kharab nahi hota kia ??

WHEN du in DEUTSCHLAND WOHNST dann ,ich wei nicht in welche Arsch der Welt Ecke wohnst das du nicht mal weit wie hier zur lande STEUER GESETZE geregelt sind und ich kann da von aus gehen das du keine Ahnung hast von dieses Gesellschaft .du lebst hinter Mond.und redest Soooo ein MHL und groe Scheie.hier muss jeder sein Steuer zahlen und auch Wenn einer H,vier Empfnger ist.und wenn du in Deutschland wohnst Interessiert mich nicht und wehr nur MHL erzhlt fr mich ist er nur ein 00000000000.

 

[mercedesbenz]

Re: After veena malik another girl (mathira) is destroying the image of pakistan

bohut khoob

bohut khushi hui yeh dekh kar ke aap itni achi soch rakhte hain :)

thank you my dear afsoos sirf is baat ka ha keh PAKISTAN main majority apni tanqeed ko aur sachhai ko bardaasht nahee kertey.mager jis ne ALLAH ko jaan deni ha us ko her waqt derr rehta ha.aur ager insaan her roz dinn main kafi daffah apni QABER ko ankho ke samney laye to uss ko mahloom ho keh main ne ek dinn merna ha.sachhai ka damen chorney waley gumrah ho jatey hain.shukria dear apka.

 

[Night_Hawk]

Re: Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread

WHEN du in DEUTSCHLAND WOHNST dann ,ich wei nicht in welche Arsch der Welt Ecke wohnst das du nicht mal weit wie hier zur lande STEUER GESETZE geregelt sind und ich kann da von aus gehen das du keine Ahnung hast von dieses Gesellschaft .du lebst hinter Mond.und redest Soooo ein MHL und groe Scheie.hier muss jeder sein Steuer zahlen und auch Wenn einer H,vier Empfnger ist.und wenn du in Deutschland wohnst Interessiert mich nicht und wehr nur MHL erzhlt fr mich ist er nur ein 00000000000.

WHEN you live in GERMANY then, I do not live in that *** corner of the world you do not even know how to here TAX LAWS country are regulated and I can go out because of which you have no knowledge of this company. Behind you live moon . and talk Soooo MHL and a large Scheie.hier be required to pay any tax and if an H, four receivers ist.und do not care if you live in Germany and my only defense for MHL tells me he is just a 00 billionth

 

[khipk]

Re: After veena malik another girl (mathira) is destroying the image of pakistan

WHEN du in DEUTSCHLAND WOHNST dann ,ich wei nicht in welche Arsch der Welt Ecke wohnst das du nicht mal weit wie hier zur lande STEUER GESETZE geregelt sind und ich kann da von aus gehen das du keine Ahnung hast von dieses Gesellschaft .du lebst hinter Mond.und redest Soooo ein MHL und groe Scheie.hier muss jeder sein Steuer zahlen und auch Wenn einer H,vier Empfnger ist.und wenn du in Deutschland wohnst Interessiert mich nicht und wehr nur MHL erzhlt fr mich ist er nur ein 00000000000.

Jis tarah aap nay German jhaarnay kee koshish kee hay us say saaf pata chal raha hay ya to aap nayay hain, ya phir masoom. I personally know people who do this, most of them are either self employed or work on cash (ohne anmeldung). yahan tak kay nayay anay walay students bhi is kaam main mulawis hain , per us scale per nahi jitna puranay illegal/siel per ayay hoay logon nay lut machayee hoee hay. Tax nahi bhartay yeh keh ker kay German govt humara tax musalmanon ko marnay kay liay use keraygee or beth ker social khatay rehtay hain.
Aap ko mainay religous reference say bhi baat bata dee kay ander ka haal Allah janta hay, or akhrat main judgement bhi Allah Tallah nay hee kerni hay. Is tarah kisi per tanqeed kerna bahut bara gunaah hay. per aap ko aap aqeeda mubarak ho.
Main phir wahi kahunga , jab aurton ko mulk main bechaa jaa raha ho.. us ko koi roknay kay liay tayar nahi, koi larki bikini pehen lay (jo ghalat hay beshak per us ka apna faiyl hay) to aisay kharay ho jatay ho jaisay koi azaab agaya ho...
jab Veena malik kuch keray to shoor dal detay ho, jab Asad Rauf keray to moon say do bol nahi nikaltay.
jab Mathira keray to nationality cancel kero , yeh kero woh kero , lakin jab Imran Khan , Waseem Akram ya Bilawal bhutto keray to moon main zaban nahi hilti ! dosron kay amaal say pehlay apnay amaal dekho or apnay amaal kee fikar kero , qayamat main Mathira ke harkatain kay baray main aap say nahi poocha jayay ga.
Or agar is niyat say ker rahay ho kay islah kerni hay kisi kee, to Sunnat-eNabvi bhi hay or socialigy ka rule bhi, kisi ko zaleel kero gay ya us kay anna ko thais pahunchaogay woh kabhi bhi baat nahi manay ga , bhallay usay realize ho gaya ho kay woh ghalt ker raha hay, is kay bajayay tameez say piyaar say sabar o tahamul say samjhao agla zaroor manay ga, jaisay tableeghi jamat walay kertay hain.
Huzoor SAW nay apni poori Makki zindagi ikhlaaq sikhanay main guzari thee, Namaz roza hajj o zakat sab cheezain detail main baad main ayeen thee, cause ikhlaaq base hay society ka. lakin humara yeh haal hay kay kisi ko ghussa na ayay to usay baghairat consider kertay hain, or ghussa kernay walay ko kehtay hain kitna ghairat mand hay !!
Hopefully kuch samajh aya hoga aap ko , bis spater ...

 

[mercedesbenz]

Re: After veena malik another girl (mathira) is destroying the image of pakistan

Jis tarah aap nay German jhaarnay kee koshish kee hay us say saaf pata chal raha hay ya to aap nayay hain, ya phir masoom. I personally know people who do this, most of them are either self employed or work on cash (ohne anmeldung). yahan tak kay nayay anay walay students bhi is kaam main mulawis hain , per us scale per nahi jitna puranay illegal/siel per ayay hoay logon nay lut machayee hoee hay. Tax nahi bhartay yeh keh ker kay German govt humara tax musalmanon ko marnay kay liay use keraygee or beth ker social khatay rehtay hain.
Aap ko mainay religous reference say bhi baat bata dee kay ander ka haal Allah janta hay, or akhrat main judgement bhi Allah Tallah nay hee kerni hay. Is tarah kisi per tanqeed kerna bahut bara gunaah hay. per aap ko aap aqeeda mubarak ho.
Main phir wahi kahunga , jab aurton ko mulk main bechaa jaa raha ho.. us ko koi roknay kay liay tayar nahi, koi larki bikini pehen lay (jo ghalat hay beshak per us ka apna faiyl hay) to aisay kharay ho jatay ho jaisay koi azaab agaya ho...
jab Veena malik kuch keray to shoor dal detay ho, jab Asad Rauf keray to moon say do bol nahi nikaltay.
jab Mathira keray to nationality cancel kero , yeh kero woh kero , lakin jab Imran Khan , Waseem Akram ya Bilawal bhutto keray to moon main zaban nahi hilti ! dosron kay amaal say pehlay apnay amaal dekho or apnay amaal kee fikar kero , qayamat main Mathira ke harkatain kay baray main aap say nahi poocha jayay ga.
Or agar is niyat say ker rahay ho kay islah kerni hay kisi kee, to Sunnat-eNabvi bhi hay or socialigy ka rule bhi, kisi ko zaleel kero gay ya us kay anna ko thais pahunchaogay woh kabhi bhi baat nahi manay ga , bhallay usay realize ho gaya ho kay woh ghalt ker raha hay, is kay bajayay tameez say piyaar say sabar o tahamul say samjhao agla zaroor manay ga, jaisay tableeghi jamat walay kertay hain.
Huzoor SAW nay apni poori Makki zindagi ikhlaaq sikhanay main guzari thee, Namaz roza hajj o zakat sab cheezain detail main baad main ayeen thee, cause ikhlaaq base hay society ka. lakin humara yeh haal hay kay kisi ko ghussa na ayay to usay baghairat consider kertay hain, or ghussa kernay walay ko kehtay hain kitna ghairat mand hay !!
Hopefully kuch samajh aya hoga aap ko , bis spater ...

mujhe SUNNAT-A.NABWI KA bhi PATA ha AUR IKHLAQI TERRZE zindGI ka bhi.ich habe dir vor her auch gesagt du redest nur Mll ohne Anmeldung ohne Papiere,illegal wer sind den dieser Manchen??wir PAKISTANI,INDIAN,BANGLADESHI,und,und,ich rede ganzen tag da rber was nicht erlaubt ist,das zu tun ist,Falsch saudia main kitney ILLIGEL reh rahey Hain??yehee to main keh raha hon keh jo ISLAM aur PAKISTAN ke KHILAAF ha WOH her haal main ghult ha aur tumhari aqal main yeh baat he nahe dakhil ho rahe,(MAIN NAH MANU wali baat)german gahrney ka mujhe koi shauk nahee ha main 24 gahntey sirf german he bolta hon kion keh mera karobar he aysa ha aur ager tum germany main reh rahe ho to sirf us baat ka zikker kero joiss ka tum lo ilm ha,ich kann solche Mll nicht mehr hren.bust,da.

 

[Night_Hawk]

Re: Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread

 

[Wadaich]

Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

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[barca]

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[Raaz]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

This is the treatment of Shahbaz Shareef.......:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Fatema]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

[hilar] [hilar] [hilar]

 

[simple_and_peacefull]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

چلیں اس تھریڈ کو کھڈا لائن لگاتے ہیں

:lol::lol:

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[Wadaich]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

چلیں اس تھریڈ کو کھڈا لائن لگاتے ہیں

:lol::lol:

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نام دیکھو اور کام دیکھو ......واہ سادے اور امن پسند بھائی
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[Muhkam]

don't panic

 

[ishwaq]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

[h=1]Annoying Kid And His Bus Driver[/h]A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

 

[Wadaich]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

It was a public service thread..........Put some balm on Siasat.pk fellows pictured below:

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