Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[Muhkam]

Re: don't panic

Don't Panic, Organize!

 

[VoteME]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

It was cute and funny, so sweet:)

 

[VoteME]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

Annoying Kid And His Bus Driver

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Bohat he chalo bacha tha.

 

[simple_and_peacefull]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

(hmm)
نام دیکھو اور کام دیکھو ......واہ سادے اور امن پسند بھائی
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لگتا ہے کہ اب ان کاموں کے لیے نام تبدیل کرنا پڑے گا - اب آپ نے اس پر عتراض کر دیا ہے

(bigsmile)​

 

[Saboo]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

[hilar] [hilar] [hilar]

The baby was not only good but he was tasty too!...I guess.:P

 

[Wadaich]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

لگتا ہے کہ اب ان کاموں کے لیے نام تبدیل کرنا پڑے گا - اب آپ نے اس پر عتراض کر دیا ہے

(bigsmile)​

اسطرح کے برے کام اتنے پیارے نام کے ساتھ بلکل نہیں سجتے.......بندے کو اسم با مسمی ھونا چاہیے
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(serious):):):):):):):):):):)(serious)
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[Fatema]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

The baby was not only good but he was tasty too!...I guess.:P

that little johny could tell!!! Welcome back. . .where have u been??. . .now share some jokes. . :)

 

[swing]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

اسطرح کے برے کام اتنے پیارے نام کے ساتھ بلکل نہیں سجتے.......بندے کو اسم با مسمی ھونا چاہیے
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(serious):):):):):):):):):):)(serious)
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khanay wali masami kay bhi yehe spell hain kia?(serious)

 

[Wadaich]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

khanay wali masami kay bhi yehe spell hain kia?(serious)

Khanay wala musammi hota hay ..... khanay wali nahi hoti.(serious) panchwein mein thori si mehnat ki hoti to mazakar monas to theek say pehchan laitay.......ab post ko "dislike" nahi karna:angry_smile:

 

[tariisb]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

چلیں اس تھریڈ کو کھڈا لائن لگاتے ہیں

:lol::lol:

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بھائی جی ، میرا تھریڈ کہاں گیا ؟؟ میرا بتایا گیا نسخہ مجھ پر ہی



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[swing]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

Khanay wala musammi hota hay ..... khanay wali nahi hoti.(serious) panchwein mein thori si mehnat ki hoti to mazakar monas to theek say pehchan laitay.......ab post ko "dislike" nahi karna:angry_smile:

ASAL mein myra program tou thaa thora high kay aap sab logo ka wazeer ,YAH sadr banoo ga uss kay leye jitna mein nay perha hai utna he chahaye tha.
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aurb ager myra zaihan change ho gaya hai tou mein kia karoon.(serious)

 

[VoteME]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

بھائی جی ، میرا تھریڈ کہاں گیا ؟؟ میرا بتایا گیا نسخہ مجھ پر ہی ، یا کسی کو پھر سے "حسد" کا دورہ پڑا ہے


http://www.siasat.pk/forum/showthread.php?191436-How-To-Kill-A-Thread​

Told you target killing:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Wadaich]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

ASAL mein myra program tou thaa thora high kay aap sab logo ka wazeer ,YAH sadr banoo ga uss kay leye jitna mein nay perha hai utna he chahaye tha.
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aurb ager myra zaihan change ho gaya hai tou mein kia karoon.(serious)

Shukar hay aap nay wazeer taleem bannay ka nahi socha(serious)
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[Unicorn]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

[hilar][hilar][hilar] We enjoyed these jokes thoroughly.

Stop taking cheap shots at our wonderful mods:angry_smile::angry_smile:

 

[swing]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

Shukar hay aap nay wazeer taleem bannay ka nahi socha(serious)
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[Mehrushka]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

[hilar][hilar][hilar] We enjoyed these jokes thoroughly.

Stop taking cheap shots at our wonderful mods:angry_smile::angry_smile:

hey be careful............screenshot:biggthumpup:[hilar]

 

[Saboo]

Re: Please Have a Break, Before Some Mod Dumps it

that little johny could tell!!! Welcome back. . .where have u been??. . .now share some jokes. . :)

Gee been buzy Fatema.

Umeedwaar. Kia mein aapki beti ka haath mang skta hoon?
Baap. Haan na barkhurdaar! kion nahin? Lekin aik haath ka aap karo gay kia?.....Puri larki mang lo na?:)

 

[famamdani]

Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

 

[alitanveer43]

How To Fold a T-Shirt in Two Seconds

:P

 

[آزاد امیدوار]

Re: How To Fold a T-Shirt in Two Seconds