Nawaz Shareef's plan B

[Rambler]

Nawaz Shareef plan B is to go to India and start his career in BJP under a new name - Mooter prasad gopichand.


https://twitter.com/x/status/1756234408317821069

 

[Captain Safdar]

 

[ek hindustani]

Wahaan bhi Chor hi mash-hoor hai.

 

[Melanthus]

Nawaz dakoo will go to his permanent home in UK.He will fool everyone about his poor health and say he needs urgent treatment.

 

[Siberite]

Nawaz Shareef plan B is to go to India and start his career in BJP under a new name - Mooter prasad gopichand.


https://twitter.com/x/status/1756234408317821069

اؤے ریمبلر ، تیری جانے کی خواھش تو بہت پہلے کی ھے ، چل اسی بہانے تُو بھی ساتھ ہولیو ، مودی کو اپنی بنڈ سلامی پہنچادیو ۔​

 

[stranger]

اؤے ریمبلر ، تیری جانے کی خواھش تو بہت پہلے کی ھے ، چل اسی بہانے تُو بھی ساتھ ہولیو ، مودی کو اپنی بنڈ سلامی پہنچادیو ۔​

teri ami ki bund nilami ho chuki.. ab doosron ko mashwara na de...

 

[چاچا بوٹا]

اؤے ریمبلر ، تیری جانے کی خواھش تو بہت پہلے کی ھے ، چل اسی بہانے تُو بھی ساتھ ہولیو ، مودی کو اپنی بنڈ سلامی پہنچادیو ۔​

ساتھ میں اس کی باجی پشپا کو بھی لے جانا
مودی بن بلائے باراتی بن کر جو ساڑھی دے گیا تھا انڈین وہ اتار کر گیراج کا دروازہ چیک کرلیں گے

 

[Siberite]

teri ami ki bund nilami ho chuki.. ab doosron ko mashwara na de...

Teri Ami nay yeh baat tujhay aapni khol kay Batae hai ?

 

[stranger]

Teri Ami nay yeh baat tujhay aapni khol kay Batae hai ?

main to teri mata ke pichwaray main ghusa tha... randi bol rehi thi mere lun se oosay ziada sawad aata hai

 

[Siberite]

main to teri mata ke pichwaray main ghusa tha... randi bol rehi thi mere lun se oosay ziada sawad aata hai

Nika tu tu aapni Mata kay peechwaray say hai, lakin lugta hai Modi key jaraseem bhi osmain mojood thay.

 

[stranger]

Nika tu tu aapni Mata kay peechwaray say hai, lakin lugta hai Modi key jaraseem bhi osmain mojood thay.

ghalt baat.. pehle teri behen ki gaand main than.. wahan se nikal ker teri mata ke pichwaray main dala tha.. teri kaki ki bari oos ke baad

 

[Siberite]

ghalt baat.. pehle teri behen ki gaand main than.. wahan se nikal ker teri mata ke pichwaray main dala tha.. teri kaki ki bari oos ke baad

Ghalat Batat tu yeh hai kay tu aapni ami ki shalwar bahar lay aya hai. Lugta hai rambler say teri kafi bund shunwai hai. Chul teri Ami ko nahi batata kay tu Modi say bhi double shift luwata raha hai. Theek beghairat ?

 

[stranger]

Ghalat Batat tu yeh hai kay tu aapni ami ki shalwar bahar lay aya hai. Lugta hai rambler say teri kafi bund shunwai hai. Chul teri Ami ko nahi batata kay tu Modi say bhi double shift luwata raha hai. Theek beghairat ?

teri maan ka phuda to hamesha bahir hi hota hai... suthan utar ker bund utha ker gali main baith jati hai.. kuch free main or kuch paisay de ker chod rehe hotay hain teri bebe ko

waisay teri maan ki phuday ka ab wo maza nahi.. teri kaki number le gai

 

[Siberite]

teri maan ka phuda to hamesha bahir hi hota hai... suthan utar ker bund utha ker gali main baith jati hai.. kuch free main or kuch paisay de ker chod rehe hotay hain teri bebe ko

waisay teri maan ki phuday ka ab wo maza nahi.. teri kaki number le gai

Bosri kay shor kion macha ta hai. Teri jesoon ki tu lutka kay dono taraf say bujjani chahiye. Modi kay l per sawar hokar jae ga ya rambler kay Kahunay per. Tujhay tu chayad donon bhi nakafi hoon.

 

[stranger]

Bosri kay shor kion macha ta hai. Teri jesoon ki tu lutka kay dono taraf say bujjani chahiye. Modi kay l per sawar hokar jae ga ya rambler kay Kahunay per. Tujhay tu chayad donon bhi nakafi hoon.

teri maan ka pichwara bohat boo maar raha hai.. ja ker apni mata ki gaand chat ker safai ker.. nahi to koi gahek nahi aay ga teri maan ko chodnay

randi ko keh safai rakha kere teri kaki ki trah choot gaand chamka ker

 

[Siberite]

teri maan ka pichwara bohat boo maar raha hai.. ja ker apni mata ki gaand chat ker safai ker.. nahi to koi gahek nahi aay ga teri maan ko chodnay

randi ko keh safai rakha kere teri kaki ki trah choot gaand chamka ker

Lungta hai tu pukka Bund Baz hai. pher dobara ami ki shalwar lay kar kissa jhani bazar main agya. Teray jesay chokray baaz do do rupee main denay ko tyyar miltay hai. Hasheesha say pakistani north ki taraf saffar kartay hai, takka aapni sardiyan garam karain ..

 

[stranger]

Lungta hai tu pukka Bund Baz hai. pher dobara ami ki shalwar lay kar kissa jhani bazar main agya. Teray jesay chokray baaz do do rupee main denay ko tyyar miltay hai. Hasheesha say pakistani north ki taraf saffar kartay hai, takka aapni sardiyan garam karain ..

pehle teri mata ko choot main dala tha to tu nikal aaya tha wahan se..

oos ke baad sirf bund marta hoon.. teri maan ki bhi.. teri baji ki bhi or teri kaki ki bhi

 

[carne]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1723921156237922323
His family is already quite famous in Indian Punjab.

 

[Siberite]

pehle teri mata ko choot main dala tha to tu nikal aaya tha wahan se..

oos ke baad sirf bund marta hoon.. teri maan ki bhi.. teri baji ki bhi or teri kaki ki bhi

Wapis agya . Lugta hai kharish sonay nahi deyrahi Munni ko. Chul pher tujhay Bucha Baz ki kahani sunata hoon . Teri Ami nay darwaja Khola , tera Modi Phuskay Nikla . Kehanay lag . My baap, eh tu khazana hai, 10 darwajay hai, aur 20 so khirkiyan. Najanay kahan kahan khulti hain....

 

[stranger]

Wapis agya . Lugta hai kharish sonay nahi deyrahi Munni ko. Chul pher tujhay Bucha Baz ki kahani sunata hoon . Teri Ami nay darwaja Khola , tera Modi Phuskay Nikla . Kehanay lag . My baap, eh tu khazana hai, 10 darwajay hai, aur 20 so khirkiyan. Najanay kahan kahan khulti hain....

haan wapis aa gia.. teri mata ne dubara bula lia.. kehti hai aaj choot main bhi lun daal.. shaid saray hi bund maar ker giay hain teri maan ki.. kisi ne choot main daal ker khush nahi kia randi ko