Altaf Hussain.. lols he is too funny :D

zaman

MPA (400+ posts)
میری ماوں بہنوں - بہن شاید" نازیہ حسن " کی طرف اشارہ تھا ؟؟؟؟
سلطان راہی مر گیا " اولاد چھوڑ گیا -
 

dagreat123

Siasat.pk - Blogger
hahahahahahahahahahaha He should do stand up acts with RUSSEL PETERS,HAHAHAHAHA HE IS TOO FUNNY,I LIKED THE PART WHERE HE SAID FOOTBALL AND WHAT IS THISSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Recomendation plz do see oh meray punjab kay bhayooooooooooo oh meri punjab kee bhainoooooooooo,tumhay ALTAF HUSSAIN KA SALAM THAT IS MORE HILAROUS THEN THIS ONE ,call any sane mind call Altaf a LEADER??hahahaha he is very funny!!!
 

tauseef-it

MPA (400+ posts)
میری ماوں بہنوں - بہن شاید" نازیہ حسن " کی طرف اشارہ تھا ؟؟؟؟
سلطان راہی مر گیا " اولاد چھوڑ گیا -

Achah to ab pata chala k sultan Rahi ap ko yaha chor gaya, so sad
 

Pak Zindabad

Councller (250+ posts)
Altaf Hussain is not only funny but he does lots of over acting............I dont forget the first time I was watching his so called "Telephonic Khitaab".........laughing on his funny expressions and wondering all these people who are listening to him have turned their brains OFF.
 

crowbar

Senator (1k+ posts)
He admitted that he still believe in BORI BAND LASHEN .There is a slight change in his new policy, this time he asks punjabi to come up with their sizes rather MQM taking their body size and preparing beg (BORI)for them.
Oy jagirdara ! ham punjab MQM ke shahnawaz aor ajmal pahari ke address per boriyan bhej rahey hein ......agay khod samjha karo ke tumharey sat kiya honey wala hay.
 

juttji

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
He admitted that he still believe in BORI BAND LASHEN .There is a slight change in his new policy, this time he asks punjabi to come up with their sizes rather MQM taking their body size and preparing beg (BORI)for them.
Oy jagirdara ! ham punjab MQM ke shahnawaz aor ajmal pahari ke address per boriyan bhej rahey hein ......agay khod samjha karo ke tumharey sat kiya honey wala hay.
اپنا ناپ تیار رکھو ، بوری ہم تیار کریں گے۔
آخر بوری بند سیاسی لیڈر نے سچ بول ہی دیا، اب ایم کیو ایم کے بھاڑے کے ٹٹو اس کا کیا جواب دیتے ہیں زرا دیکھتے ہیں۔ الطاف نے تو منہ سے کہہ دیا کہ وہ بوریاں بند کرتا ہے۔
اور وسیم میں آپ سے اختلاف کرتا ہوں یہ مذاحیہ اداکاری نہیں بلکہ ایک ڈان کی کھلے عام دھمکیاں ہیں ، آپ اس کو مزاح کیوں سمجھ رھے ہیں۔ مزاح تو یہ پوری کراچی کی عوام سے کر رہے ہیں، ایک لسانی جماعت بنا کر منافرت کی سیاست ، تھو ہے ایسے گٹھیا لیڈر پر اور اسکے فالورز پر
۔
 

Truth-seeker

Councller (250+ posts)
Seriously guys he does a better job than jim carrey in comedy,as far as his so called telephonic khitabs goes,the people listening are worth pity,u should check out their faces full of boredom!
 

maksyed

Siasat.pk - Blogger
once again brilliant performance from altaf bhai .. , meri tu aankhon mein aansu agaye.......imaan taza hogaya......[hilar][hilar][hilar]now we can proudly say that we have world class leaders........ & atleast he's a good entertainer ...... [hilar][hilar][hilar]
infact , Mr Bean went to a gunies Book's office to check if he is still the biggest comedian on earth or not. .....But ...... he come out angrily shouting......" Who the Hell is "" ALTAF BHAI" :lol::lol::lol:

PARODY OF BHAI .....!!!!!
I do not know whether he is still alive ....


may ALLAH SWT save us from this FITNA ..... Ameen Ya Rab ul Aalameen
 
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frenes

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
**** Khud BORI tiyar krny k dawa ker rha hai.
Bori bend lash ar bhta hori sirf tana nhi hakeekat hai.
Doob maro, nechy dari per baith ker aik Bhgory India ar Amrica nawaz ko leader khny waly. HE is Kalu Choran wala bhaiiiiiiiiiiii
 

sam123

Banned
altaf hussan zindabad..

His views about kashmir is so true.............I wish he stands from kashmir and he will sweep elections....
I wish altaf hussain become Prime minister of pakistan in next election....