Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

seekers

Minister (2k+ posts)
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طالبان ہے تو پریس کانفرنس بھی کرتا ہے کلاکنشوف کے ساتھ
​چینی ہے تو بے پستول بھی بھی لڑتا ہے سپاہی
 
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tariisb

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: caption this



(bigsmile)[hilar][hilar][hilar]

گولی نئیں جی ، دشمن نوں "باں" دے دیاں گا
 

Mehrushka

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

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biomat

Minister (2k+ posts)
Welcome to the 21th century!!!

Salam.
Sharing as per rcvd in email...
:lol:




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*Our Phones ~ Wireless
[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Cooking ~ Fireless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Cars ~ Keyless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Food ~ Fatless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Tyres ~ Tubeless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Dress ~ Sleeveless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Youth ~ Jobless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Leaders ~ Shameless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Relationships ~ Meaningless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Attitude ~ Careless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Wives ~ Fearless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Feelings ~ Heartless[/FONT]


[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Education ~ Valueless[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]*Children ~ Manner less[/FONT]

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[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are[/FONT]

[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]~ Endless.[/FONT]

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[FONT=arial black, sans-serif]In fact I am ~ Speechless[/FONT]
 

biomat

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Welcome to the 21th century!!!

how can feelings be heartless??
Dear Sis
Assalam-o-alaikum
As i am in biomedical field, i have seen many such feelings when children want their old parents to die as quickly as possible so that they can inherit their property & wealth. From outside they are spending lot of money on private nurse, ventilators, suction machine, air mattress, standby generator, bedside monitor etc etc etc...
But if you say i can edit it & remove it... BTW i have removed one sentence already which i dont think belongs to our scoiety (it was about children without fathers).... Hope u will understand..
Jaza-k-ALLAH
 

Humi

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: Welcome to the 21th century!!!

Dear Sis
Assalam-o-alaikum
As i am in biomedical field, i have seen many such feelings when children want their old parents to die as quickly as possible so that they can inherit their property & wealth. From outside they are spending lot of money on private nurse, ventilators, suction machine, air mattress, standby generator, bedside monitor etc etc etc...
But if you say i can edit it & remove it... BTW i have removed one sentence already which i dont think belongs to our scoiety (it was about children without fathers).... Hope u will understand..
Jaza-k-ALLAH


Wa-Alaykum-As-Salam....:)

thanks for the explanation...and please keep it...there is no need to remove it..and yes I got it..I guess sometimes we just tend to forget how heartless humans can be...:(
 
Re: Muhammad Irfan only fits in Iphone 5 ...

what a stupid post, i love my iphone5 and its an awesome phone, u wouldnt put such posts if u own one hunh
 

Acme Pakistan

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Re: Muhammad Irfan only fits in Iphone 5 ...

what a stupid post, i love my iphone5 and its an awesome phone, u wouldnt put such posts if u own one hunh

you will only like the post if you are a Samsung Fan ... considering the rivalry between the two ...
 
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

الطاف بھایَ لندن میں عید کی شاپنگ کر کے جانے لگے تو دکاندار بولا: بھایَ پیسے؟

الطاف بھایَ دکاندار کا کندھا دبا کر بولے: پاگل تجھ سے تھوڑی لوں گا۔