Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[Night_Hawk]

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#Sign on a railway station at Patna:
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Aana free, jaana free,​

pakde gaye to khana free.
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#Seen on a famous beauty parlour in Bombay:​

Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.​

She may be your grandmother!
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#Seen on a bulletin board:​

Success is relative​

More the success, more the relatives.
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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[Night_Hawk]

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#Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
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we need your heads to run our business.

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#A traffic slogan:
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Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else​

they never will be.....
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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[Night_Hawk]

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#Sign in a restaurant:​

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All drinking water in this establishment has been personally​

passed by the manager
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THE BEST ONE :​

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Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations​

such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.​

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."​

- Indian Armed Forces​

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FUNNY ONE – LINERS​

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The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.​

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Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.​

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.

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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: ​

The older she gets, the more interested he becomes in her.​

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There are two kinds of people who don't say much:
those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry ?

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...
and then it was too late

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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[ranaji]

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لگتا ہے کسی گوری نے مولوی کو آنکھ ماری ہے
جہاد وغیرہ سب کچھ بھول گیا ہے کاٹھا مولوی

fazloo diesel ke ilawa aur kon ho sakta hai

 

[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[patriot_purdesi]

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[ranaji]

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karachi walon ko to Allah bacha hi laiga iss kaloo bharvey saay parr iss bharvey ko kon bachai gaa ?????????????????????

 

[patriot_purdesi]

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