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uetian
Senator (1k+ posts)
Don't Talk to my Parrot
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a technician. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the technician, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the technician arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the technician couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied,.. "Get him, Spike!"
Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a technician. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the technician, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the technician arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the technician couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied,.. "Get him, Spike!"
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uetian
Senator (1k+ posts)
**** happens!
"Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old.
The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that.
He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained every thing to his son.
When he got finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied, "I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from."
"Dad, where did I come from?" asks this 10-years-old.
The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that.
He was hoping to wait a few more years before he would have to explain the facts of life, but he figured it was better a few years early than a few days too late, so, for the next two hours he explained every thing to his son.
When he got finished, he asked his son what prompted his question to which his son replied, "I was talking to the new kid across the street and he said he came from Ohio, so I was just wondering where I came from."
umershah123
New Member
Re: Best Political Joke For Juma----Ceiling Fan
Great yawra
Great yawra
PUNJABIMUNDANO1
Banned
Re: Nawaz Shareef in America.
Noora is also going to Visit Thailand [hilar]
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Gujratiyaa
Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Re: Nawaz Shareef in America.
فیکا ان امریکا
فیکا ان امریکا
PATRIOTIC_PAKISTANI
Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Nawaz Shareef in America.
پر ہمارے کس پر کھڑے ہوں ؟ ٹانگیں ہی نہیں
پر ہمارے کس پر کھڑے ہوں ؟ ٹانگیں ہی نہیں
uetian
Senator (1k+ posts)
What are you THINKING about??
What are you THINKING about??
What are you THINKING about??
barca
Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: I'll give you 200 if you drop the towel...
http://www.siasat.pk/forum/showthre...a-quot-amp-Most-Hilarious-Thread-on-any-Forum
http://www.siasat.pk/forum/showthre...a-quot-amp-Most-Hilarious-Thread-on-any-Forum
tariisb
Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: I'll give you 200 if you drop the towel...
نقاب اتارنے کی خواہش ہوا کرتی تھی ، بے نقاب چلے آؤ کی صدا سنتے تھے
کیا زمانہ آگیا ہے ، اب تولیے تک جا پہنچے ، وہ بھی جھٹ اتر جاتا ہے ، نا آرزو ، نا تمنا ، نا دل بیتاب ، ہر طرف کاروبار ، تم یہ عنایت کرو ، میں یا ادا کروں ، محبتیں نا رہیں ، ہر طرف دھندہ اور گورکھ دھندہ ، ہم بے روزگار ہی بھلے ، ہم بے کار و بے بار ہی اچھے ، اس بار کا ادھار ہی رہنے دو ، ان حسرتوں کو ادھار ہی رہنے دو ،
(bigsmile)معزرت بارکا کے ، مزاحیہ تھریڈ پر سنجیدہ سنجیدہ تبصرہ کرنے کی
نقاب اتارنے کی خواہش ہوا کرتی تھی ، بے نقاب چلے آؤ کی صدا سنتے تھے
کیا زمانہ آگیا ہے ، اب تولیے تک جا پہنچے ، وہ بھی جھٹ اتر جاتا ہے ، نا آرزو ، نا تمنا ، نا دل بیتاب ، ہر طرف کاروبار ، تم یہ عنایت کرو ، میں یا ادا کروں ، محبتیں نا رہیں ، ہر طرف دھندہ اور گورکھ دھندہ ، ہم بے روزگار ہی بھلے ، ہم بے کار و بے بار ہی اچھے ، اس بار کا ادھار ہی رہنے دو ، ان حسرتوں کو ادھار ہی رہنے دو ،
(bigsmile)معزرت بارکا کے ، مزاحیہ تھریڈ پر سنجیدہ سنجیدہ تبصرہ کرنے کی
barca
Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Re: I'll give you 200 if you drop the towel...
نقیب اور نقاب میں فرق جانتے تو یہ سوال نہ کرتے ;)
