Salam. I got this on my email.
January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My
feelings for u have never changed..... ..
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
When u feel lonely and alone &
cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
If marriages are made in heaven , then
what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds....Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool......
I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
i got a HEART ATTACK
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be
compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
when i
ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give
me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U
REALLY DEAF ?
when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring
means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ........pick d phone
idiot
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness
in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
If You Are in love, accept it, respect it & enjoy it.
But if U r not, then don't worry coz Someone, somewhere must be wrapping up So much luv for U.
Happiness is a perfume .
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on yourself.
So always be happy
to make others happy !
When some one loves you,
You don't realize it,
When you realize it, its too late.
You always love the one who leaves you
And leave the one who loves you.
January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My
feelings for u have never changed..... ..
u....
R....
always....
a HEADACHE to me !!!!
When u feel lonely and alone &
cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
If marriages are made in heaven , then
what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds....Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool......
I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
i got a HEART ATTACK
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be
compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
when i
ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give
me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U
REALLY DEAF ?
when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring
means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ........pick d phone
idiot
SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness
in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
If You Are in love, accept it, respect it & enjoy it.
But if U r not, then don't worry coz Someone, somewhere must be wrapping up So much luv for U.
Happiness is a perfume .
You cannot spread on others
without getting a few drops on yourself.
So always be happy
to make others happy !
When some one loves you,
You don't realize it,
When you realize it, its too late.
You always love the one who leaves you
And leave the one who loves you.
