goat arrested for armed robbery

Adeel

Founder
Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

'The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.

'However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,' Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.
'We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody.

'We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,' he said.
Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.
Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.


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gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Adeel said:
Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

'The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.

'However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,' Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.
'We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody.

'We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,' he said.
Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.
Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.


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Aap Pakistan ki film 'Insaan aur gadha' dekhien. Us mein Rangeela dua karney per gadha sey insaa ban jata hai.

Khair, iss bakrey ki maan kub tuk khair manaeygi?? :D
 
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shagi

Guest
I do'nt think we should be worried about this and use our web pages for this issue. Lets discuss something important lolzzz.
 

babadeena

Minister (2k+ posts)
gazoomartian said:
Adeel said:
Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

'The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.

'However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,' Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.
'We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody.

'We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,' he said.
Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.
Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.


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Aap Pakistan ki film 'Insaan aur gadha' dekhien. Us mein Rangeela dua karney per gadha sey insaa ban jata hai.

Khair, iss bakrey ki maan kub tuk khair manaeygi?? :D

Oh Yes, Ha ha, ha , ha, ha, Rangeela did make a gadoosatian.
 

itsnotme90

Minister (2k+ posts)
Zardari must contact this magician coz he might hav to turn into goat when pakistan army will arrest him
 

khan afghan

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Array yar Zardari buhoth hoshiar banda hai bajai kay wo khud bakrey ya gadha ban jai
us nay hum sab pkistanio ko pahlay say gadha banaya hai.hahahahahhh
 

imrankhan0

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
itsnotme90 said:
Zardari must contact this magician coz he might hav to turn into goat when pakistan army will arrest him

why would the pakistan army arrest him, pakistan army is the one who brought him into power he is the army's puppet. who doesent know that?