A Russian Jew was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel.
At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked, *"What is this?"*
The man replied, "What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked : *"Who is he?"* This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of socialism and created the future and prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear hero."
The Russian customs officer let him go without further inspection.
At Tel Aviv airport, the Israeli customs officer also asked our friend, *"What is this?"*
He replied, "What is this? Wrong question, Sir. You should be asking, *"Who is this?"* This is Lenin, the bastard who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take this statue with me so I can curse him every day."
The Israeli customs officer said, "I apologize, Sir, you are cleared to go"
Settling into his new house, he put the statue on a table. To celebrate his immigration, he invited his friends and relatives to dinner.
One of his friends asked, *"Who is this?"*
He replied, "My dear friend, "Who is this" is a wrong question. You should have asked, *"What is this?"*
This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without paying any customs duty and tax."
MORAL :-
_*Politics is when you can tell the same shit in different ways to fool a different audience, to allow you to look good in every way.
At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked, *"What is this?"*
The man replied, "What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked : *"Who is he?"* This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of socialism and created the future and prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear hero."
The Russian customs officer let him go without further inspection.
At Tel Aviv airport, the Israeli customs officer also asked our friend, *"What is this?"*
He replied, "What is this? Wrong question, Sir. You should be asking, *"Who is this?"* This is Lenin, the bastard who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take this statue with me so I can curse him every day."
The Israeli customs officer said, "I apologize, Sir, you are cleared to go"
Settling into his new house, he put the statue on a table. To celebrate his immigration, he invited his friends and relatives to dinner.
One of his friends asked, *"Who is this?"*
He replied, "My dear friend, "Who is this" is a wrong question. You should have asked, *"What is this?"*
This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without paying any customs duty and tax."
MORAL :-
_*Politics is when you can tell the same shit in different ways to fool a different audience, to allow you to look good in every way.
