Joke!

khalid100

Minister (2k+ posts)
British Airways flight was flying to Tehran from London .
When it gets close to Tehran it starts developing engine trouble.
The pilot contacts thecontrol tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:
" Tehran , this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read me?"
" Felight 000, dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead"
" Tehran , this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"Dis iz Tehran , vat kind of peroblem?"
" This is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advice"
"Dis iz Tehran , I read you, peleez check some sings for me, ok?"
" This is flight 000, go ahead"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you get emerzency pover to your enzines?"
" This is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?"
" This is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez see if you can lover your veels?"
" This is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"Dis iz Tehran , vould you peleez repeet theez vords after me"
" This is flight 000, go ahead"
"Dis iz Tehran , repeet theez words peleez:
ASH'HADO ANNA LA ILAHA ELLALLAH VA ASH'HADO ANNA MOHAMMADAN RASUL ALLAH"
 

biomat

Minister (2k+ posts)
Assalam-o-alaikum
wow man, that air traffic controller was v lucky, he made whole filght 000 muslims.. :lol: