Jokes on Nawaz Sharif/Shahbaz Sharif

muslim01

Siasat.pk - Blogger
I was just thinking to start up a series of jokes likes santa banta. The one for Nawaz Sharif and Shahbaz Sharif. Try sharing jokes on these two takloo puppet leaders of bechara Pakistan.

To start here goes a few.

1. Riddle:

There was a man walking in the rain. His jacket and pants were wet. He didnt have a hat or anything on his head. His hair was not wet? Who was that person and how is it possible?

Answer:The man was Nawaz Sharif! he didnt have hair.


2. Nawaz Sharif walks into a comedy club and the comedian spots his bald head. He turns to the crowd and says.."look that guy spent all night doing his hair and then forgot to bring it with him...."





We have had enough jokes on Mr. Zardari, now its the turn for NOORA KHUSHTI player and brother of Mr. Zardari AKA Mr. Sharif ;)
 
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Raaz

(50k+ posts) بابائے فورم
نواز شریف " اتفاق " سے وزیراعظم بن گیا تھا

اور یہ حقیقت بھی ہے ، جب یہ پنجاب کاوزیر خزانہ تھا تو اس نے ایک دو مسجدوں کو اپنی اتفاق فونڈری کا فری سریہ دیا تھا

ضیا کی نظروں میں آنے کے لے ، بعد میں ضیا نے اس کو وزیر علی بنا دیا اور پھر چل سو چل...​
 

M javed

Banned
jab kissi ke kardar main se koi buraee nazar na aae toa uss ke 'jokes' banana sharoo ker dete ho.

Uss ki jismaani saakhat per jumle kaste ho.

Tum jesse qoam per azaab nahein aaye ga toa kya aae ga.

​KUCH SHARAM KRO
 

usman6062

MPA (400+ posts)
As a muslim, i believe, we shouldn't do this.....

PTI will definitely oppose it. Sorry as a PTI supporter, i shall never do such stupid things.

We never oppose PML(N),PPP,MQM but we always oppose their policies. So if you are doing this, don't say it is PTI.
 

GraanG2

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
jab kissi ke kardar main se koi buraee nazar na aae toa uss ke 'jokes' banana sharoo ker dete ho.

Uss ki jismaani saakhat per jumle kaste ho.

Tum jesse qoam per azaab nahein aaye ga toa kya aae ga.

​KUCH SHARAM KRO

Aap ki baat sahi hai ,lekin jo Mazaq yeh do bhai aur us ke saathi zardari waghera is mulk se kar rahe hain,us ke bare mein aap ka kya khayal hai?
 

GraanG2

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
The jokes are funny But I am sorry giving it a name from PTI is not right...I request the starter of the thread to not involve PTI in this.Like usman said, we are not against NS and others ,we are against their ideas and corruption etc.

So plz if u still have to make a thread about political jokes,Make it from yourself and not PTI Members.

Note: I as a PTI supporter do NOT approve this thread.And all the jokes and actions are the thread starter his own.Thanks
 

Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
jab kissi ke kardar main se koi buraee nazar na aae toa uss ke 'jokes' banana sharoo ker dete ho.

Uss ki jismaani saakhat per jumle kaste ho.

Tum jesse qoam per azaab nahein aaye ga toa kya aae ga.

​KUCH SHARAM KRO

fine no more jokes. Here is a serious question
Do you think Nawaz could be defeated by Imran khan?
And why is he so afraid of him?
Because jub bhi koi Imran ka naam leta hay, uskay
wig kay baal bhi khurray ho jatay hein!:)
 

United4Pak

Minister (2k+ posts)
There is no need to make jokes about anyone's personal stuff. This is very immature. Try to criticise policies if you can in a civilised manner.
 

M javed

Banned
Nawaz Shareef ne Shaukat khanam Hospital ke lye bhi plot dya tha.

Boht jaldi bhool jaate ho

Kya patta tha ye dengi hamain hi chimt jae ga
 

GraanG2

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Nawaz Shareef ne Shaukat khanam Hospital ke lye bhi plot dya tha.

Apne pocket se ?
Aur Imran Khan ne us par apne liyie palace bana liya ?
Jo Plot Imran khan aur baqi sare khiladion ko WC jeetne ke baad mile the ,woh bhi Imran Khan ne Shaukar Khanam par laga diya.
 

GraanG2

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)


Kya patta tha ye dengi hamain hi chimt jae ga

Nawaz sharif soch raha tha ke Imran Khan bhi meri tarah sirf baatein hi karega,toh ek plot dene se kya ho jayega...Us ko yeh nahi pata tha ke Imran Khan ek bada hospital bane ke ghareeb awam ka free ilaj karega aur Imran Khan itna popular ho jayega....Yeh dengue ab waqayi tum logo ko chimat gaya hai...Aur kaam bhi kar chuka hai.InshaAllah.
 

Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Nawaz Shareef ne Shaukat khanam Hospital ke lye bhi plot dya tha.

Boht jaldi bhool jaate ho

Kya patta tha ye dengi hamain hi chimt jae ga

Kia patta tha ueh dengi hamain hi chimt jae ga! Do you mean Shaukat khanum or Ik?

Poor m javed
very funny!:lol::lol::lol:
 
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Khurram.k

Senator (1k+ posts)
jab kissi ke kardar main se koi buraee nazar na aae toa uss ke 'jokes' banana sharoo ker dete ho.

Uss ki jismaani saakhat per jumle kaste ho.

Tum jesse qoam per azaab nahein aaye ga toa kya aae ga.

​KUCH SHARAM KRO
shareefs , zaradari aur altaf hi tau azaab hain ... ab azaab ka bhi mazaak na uraya jaye ?
 

M javed

Banned
Imran Khan ke baap ne kaha tha - haram ke bache Amreeka aur Bertanya main peda kro aur siasat Pakistan main.


 
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crowbar

Senator (1k+ posts)
fine no more jokes. Here is a serious question
Do you think Nawaz could be defeated by Imran khan?
And why is he so afraid of him?
Because jub bhi koi Imran ka naam leta hay, uskay
wig kay baal bhi khurray ho jatay hein!:)
[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]
 

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