I am an Advisor to a big and very successful Real Estate Company.
Reason for their success?
They listen to my advice and then do the opposit.
If I were in your shoes, I would have to write
They listen to my advice and then do the opposite because company is owned by Home Ministry, lolz.
But you are not in my shoes my dear.
If you want to be, I can give you the name of the masjid I go to?
Joota Chor Bol Diya Bhai, lolz.
Laikin Main Nay Jo Jootay Khay Aur Chori Kiyay Woh Sab Bally Kay Thay
Ab Ap Ko Mairay Liyay 400 Dollar Ka Kharch Karna Paray Ga.
I am having difficulty in choosing which one to click, so will seek advice on this forum.
- Bachon Ka Dhair (one a half) Man Ka School Bag Roz Utha Kar School Drop Karna, am I in education?
- Un Ka Computer Roz Kuch na Kuch Trick karta hai, so I have to reinstall everything, am I in IT?
- Har Adhay Ghantay Bad, Kissi Ko Lal Dawai and Kissi Ko Iodex, am I in Medical Profession?
- Bachay Ka Mood Ho to Sara Din Bowling Karo Ya Fielding, Bat Ko Hath Nahi Laga Sakta, am I a cricketer?
- Bachon Ka Dil Karay Tou 20 Meel Doooooor Hagan Das Ka Hukum Poora Baja Lata Hoon, am I in travel industry?
Rest of professions are covered by Bay-Gum Sahiba
- Har Roz Kuch Na Kuch Toot Gata Hai aur Banday Ko Darust Karwana Ho Tou Architect and Karna Ho Tou Am I an Engineer?
- Shopping Kay Bad Aik Aik Penny Ka Hisab Daina, Am I in Finance?
- Hakook e Niswan Par Har Roz Aik Ghantay Ka Lecture Sun-na, Am I in Legal Profession?
- Baigam Sahiba Kay Gussay say Bachnay Kay Liyaya So So Sufaid Jhoot Bolna, am I a Politician?
- All this for no financial returns, am I a Voluntary worker?
- And the worst of all Yeh Sab Kuch Karnay Kay Bad Yeh Sunana Keh Sara Din Kia Kya Hai, am I still unemployed?
Oh Bhai creator of thread, just add AbbaG as an option, and I will click this option.
PS. Doing my own business in London and God has blessed with more I could have ever imagined, family wise and financially. May God bless all of us with Sehat Wali Zindgi, Naik Aulad aur Zehni Sakoon.
$400 is not a big amount to keep you happy.
Atleast your head and feet both will be covered.:lol:
Bro, i wud say that u r a 'Mujahid'!
G Shahih Kaha Moazzam Bhai
Haftay Main Aik Adhi Daffa Shahadat Kay Bohat Qareeb Pohanch Jata Hoon.
Shukria Malik Sahib
Ham Bhi Malik Hain Aap Ko Aisay Hi Thoray Janay Dain Gay
Galay Main Har Penha Kar Ghar Tak Chor Aayain Gay
Chalain Paaon Main Kuch Naa Ho, Galay Main Tou Ho, :lol:
Muaf Karna Malik Sab.
GeoG Bhai,
In golf its good to be under par, but at home you should always be over par. Haftay Main sirf Aik Adhi Daffa :13:
I am working for Pakistani people and their future in Pakistan as Politician.
GeoG Bhai,
In golf its good to be under par, but at home you should always be over par. Haftay Main sirf Aik Adhi Daffa :13:
What about aar paar?:lol:
Malik Bhai,
woh na rok laytee to aar paar hota!
Chala hua teer to kisi ke baap se bhi nahin rukta
Shaid aapka nishana sahih nahin tha.:lol:
If what you say is true, then you are not qualified to be a Pakistani politician.
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