Serious Joke !!!

[taggtow]

I called the suicide helpline.

It landed in a call center in Pakistan.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

 

[sarfraz]

joke

aahaaa very funny

 

[gazoomartian]

A beggar in India: bhai give me 5 rupees
passers by: why 5 rupees?
beggar: I want to buy a cup of tea for me and my girl friend
passersby: you live in streets and you have girlfriend?

begger: she is the reason why I am homeless

hahahahahahr!!!!

 

[Tilloo]

JAJ: tumhara Jurm sabit ho chuka hai kal tumhay phansi pe latkaya jaye ga

Pathan: Wo to thek hai lekin utara kab jaye ga subha kaam par b jana hai..

 

[taggtow]

Give it a thought.

The first man, whoever he is, who discovered milk. What the hell was he trying to do with the cow.

 

[GraanG2]

Give it a thought.

The first man, whoever he is, who discovered milk. What the hell was he trying to do with the cow.

haha Nice one...But let me Not only cow gives milk...Think they might have discovered somewhere else and then tried a cow...lolz