You cant make this stuff up.

[NasNY]

'Hunting cats to eliminate rats in Parliament House'

ISLAMABAD: The Capital Development Authority has decided to employ hunting cats for catching the rats causing chaos in the Parliament House as a budget of Rs1.2 million has been allocated for this...

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'Hunting cats to eliminate rats in Parliament House'​

Sources say budget of Rs1.2 million has been allocated to get rid of rats​

By Waqar Satti
August 19, 2024

A long-shot view of the National Aseembly and a representational image depicting a mouse. — AFP/Unsplash/File
ISLAMABAD: The Capital Development Authority (CDA) has decided to employ hunting cats for catching the rats causing chaos in the Parliament House as a budget of Rs1.2 million has been allocated for this purpose, sources told Geo News on Monday.
Notably, due to increased presence of the problematic mammals in the building, the budget has been assigned as the hunting cats, that are to be employed are known as rat-eaters.
Moreover, special mesh traps will also be installed with the sources saying infested ceilings behind the growing rat population in Parliament House.
The rats have been damaging the different departments of the Senate and the National Assembly, the insiders said adding that the rats have also gnawed files in many offices of parliament.
Additionally, expertise of the private sector will be utilsed by the CDA to eliminate rats from the parliament building.

 

[NasNY]

 

[Dr Adam]

اس چوہے مار مہم کے ساتھ کتا مار مہم بھی شروع ہونی چاہیے . لا محدود بجٹ پاکستانی عوام ہنسی خوشی برداشت کر لے گی ​

 

[Lathi-Charge]

1.2 millions? are these cats being trained in some martial arts before unleashing them? sure the parliament is already infested with form 47 approved rodents so why complain about these small creatures?

 

[انقلاب]

'Hunting cats to eliminate rats in Parliament House'

ISLAMABAD: The Capital Development Authority has decided to employ hunting cats for catching the rats causing chaos in the Parliament House as a budget of Rs1.2 million has been allocated for this...

www.thenews.com.pk

'Hunting cats to eliminate rats in Parliament House'​

Sources say budget of Rs1.2 million has been allocated to get rid of rats​

By Waqar Satti
August 19, 2024

A long-shot view of the National Aseembly and a representational image depicting a mouse. — AFP/Unsplash/File
ISLAMABAD: The Capital Development Authority (CDA) has decided to employ hunting cats for catching the rats causing chaos in the Parliament House as a budget of Rs1.2 million has been allocated for this purpose, sources told Geo News on Monday.
Notably, due to increased presence of the problematic mammals in the building, the budget has been assigned as the hunting cats, that are to be employed are known as rat-eaters.
Moreover, special mesh traps will also be installed with the sources saying infested ceilings behind the growing rat population in Parliament House.
The rats have been damaging the different departments of the Senate and the National Assembly, the insiders said adding that the rats have also gnawed files in many offices of parliament.
Additionally, expertise of the private sector will be utilsed by the CDA to eliminate rats from the parliament building.

چھ لاکھ چوہے تُو بارہ لاکھ روپے ایک منٹ میں ڈکار جائیں گے۔ ان کو امریکی ڈالروں کی لت لگی ہوئی ہے

 

[Masud Rajaa]

 

[انقلاب]

اس چوہے مار مہم کے ساتھ کتا مار مہم بھی شروع ہونی چاہیے . لا محدود بجٹ پاکستانی عوام ہنسی خوشی برداشت کر لے گی ​

چھ لاکھ سور مارنے کے لیے کتنا بجٹ چائیے؟

 

[Dr Adam]

چھ لاکھ سور مارنے کے لیے کتنا بجٹ چائیے؟

تُسی آرڈر لاؤ، بجٹ دا کوئی مسلہ نئیں

 

[انقلاب]

تُسی آرڈر لاؤ، بجٹ دا کوئی مسلہ نئیں

ہن تے عربیاں نے وی نئی دینے

 

[Dr Adam]

ہن تے عربیاں نے وی نئی دینے

!عربیاں دی چابی ساڈے کول ہے ناں....... گڑیا باجی ​

 

[انقلاب]

!عربیاں دی چابی ساڈے کول ہے ناں....... گڑیا باجی ​

ڈاکٹر صاحب، اوس نوں ہن منیرے دا تالہ لگ گیا اِے

 

[jee_nee_us]

1.2 millions? are these cats being trained in some martial arts before unleashing them? sure the parliament is already infested with form 47 approved rodents so why complain about these small creatures?

Looks like someone pushed a rat in their rectum. Budget to get that thing out.

 

[Dr Adam]

ڈاکٹر صاحب، اوس نوں ہن منیرے دا تالہ لگ گیا اِے

پاء جی ایس تالے دی ڈوپلیکیٹ چابی فیر وی عربیاں دے کول ای اے . مستری جنّا مرضی سپ بن کے بیٹھا تے ٹپدا روے ​

 

[Hina Chaudhry]

saleema, arifkarim, Melanthus and 2 others

Cats, rats or dogs, the pic may be old but always remember who is your father

 

[انقلاب]

saleema, arifkarim, Melanthus and 2 others

Cats, rats or dogs, the pic may be old but always remember who is your father

ایف اے پاس پھوجی ڈفر، ایک فوٹو پانچ سال سے چُوت میں لے کے پھر رہے ہو۔ فوٹو سے ل ہوتا ہے۔ خان کو کون سا پنجاب کا وزیرِ خزانہ یا وزیرِ اعلیٰ لگا دیا تھا مشرف نے، تمہارے باپ حرام شریف اور ضیا کی طرح
shove this up your Kakul wide hole.

 

[انقلاب]

پاء جی ایس تالے دی ڈوپلیکیٹ چابی فیر وی عربیاں دے کول ای اے . مستری جنّا مرضی سپ بن کے بیٹھا تے ٹپدا روے ​

چابی دی کوئی لوڑ نئیں، پچھلا دروازہ کُھلا اے