He plays Altaf Hussain like a dhol. He made a sweet-looking teddy bear out of Nawaz Sharif. He made Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman gulp down absolutely tasteless halwa with high sulphur diesel. He hooked the ANP on the smell of brand-new dollar notes. He has the Chaudhrys by where it really hurts. He has a bat with Imran Khans picture right next to Tyrian Khans.
He is a manager par excellence. He has clarity of goals. He sets specific objectives. He then goes on to plan, organise, staff, direct and control the whole process. He knows both the art and the science of deploying and manipulating resources human, financial and technological. Just when Moonis is the principal accused, the mastermind has gifted FIA, the prosecuting agency, to Moonis father.
He knows the price of everyone around him and the exact value of each member of his staff. He used Fauzia Wahab to bite into CJs underbelly and then replaced her with Shargeel Memon exactly when she had lost her credibility. He used Kaira to tranquilise Nawaz Sharif but when appeasement was no longer the need of the hour he got rid of Kaira as if he were a smelly sock. Ashiq Awan now bites, punches and pokes as part of her normal interaction with other humans and non-humans alike.
Babar Awan is two-in-one; the Einstein who invented Takhat-e-Lahore and a lawyer who tells the Supreme Court that love has no place in a lawyers office. Zaheer-ud-din is the one the only one who can prove beyond any reasonable doubt that there are no whole truths, all truths are half-truths.
Rehman Malik got Nishan-e-Imtiaz for diagnosing the real drivers of conflict in Karachi. This one is to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet or bloodshed shall follow. Malik sahib mixes a lot of foolishness with a little of his prudence and is a firm believer that Pakistanis and water will go the way they are diverted. The scion of Dalowali knows it is good to be silly at the right moment. Malik sahib will readily confess his little faults convincing people that he has no large ones.
The mastermind knows that deep down we are dishonest and so he is our rightful leader. We firmly believe that honesty is less profitable than dishonesty so he is our befitting patriarch. Is he burying his own PM under a ton of corrupt red bricks readying him for the piranhas in the waiting? Korban Pesach the sacrifice to be brought on the eve of Passover?
[HI]He is the only one who has it. He is the only one who can help us achieve salvation. Only if he can somehow be persuaded that there is enough dough at the banks for the following ten generations. Only if he can somehow be persuaded that two-thirds of his years are behind him and that the time to meet the Creator is getting closer not farther.
We are short on time as well and he is by far our best bet perhaps our only bet. He is the heaviest of all hitters on the face of this country. Only if he can somehow be persuaded to take up sirat-e-mustaqeem; the mastermind can be our perfect deliverer and saviour, two-in-one.
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He is a manager par excellence. He has clarity of goals. He sets specific objectives. He then goes on to plan, organise, staff, direct and control the whole process. He knows both the art and the science of deploying and manipulating resources human, financial and technological. Just when Moonis is the principal accused, the mastermind has gifted FIA, the prosecuting agency, to Moonis father.
He knows the price of everyone around him and the exact value of each member of his staff. He used Fauzia Wahab to bite into CJs underbelly and then replaced her with Shargeel Memon exactly when she had lost her credibility. He used Kaira to tranquilise Nawaz Sharif but when appeasement was no longer the need of the hour he got rid of Kaira as if he were a smelly sock. Ashiq Awan now bites, punches and pokes as part of her normal interaction with other humans and non-humans alike.
Babar Awan is two-in-one; the Einstein who invented Takhat-e-Lahore and a lawyer who tells the Supreme Court that love has no place in a lawyers office. Zaheer-ud-din is the one the only one who can prove beyond any reasonable doubt that there are no whole truths, all truths are half-truths.
Rehman Malik got Nishan-e-Imtiaz for diagnosing the real drivers of conflict in Karachi. This one is to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet or bloodshed shall follow. Malik sahib mixes a lot of foolishness with a little of his prudence and is a firm believer that Pakistanis and water will go the way they are diverted. The scion of Dalowali knows it is good to be silly at the right moment. Malik sahib will readily confess his little faults convincing people that he has no large ones.
The mastermind knows that deep down we are dishonest and so he is our rightful leader. We firmly believe that honesty is less profitable than dishonesty so he is our befitting patriarch. Is he burying his own PM under a ton of corrupt red bricks readying him for the piranhas in the waiting? Korban Pesach the sacrifice to be brought on the eve of Passover?
[HI]He is the only one who has it. He is the only one who can help us achieve salvation. Only if he can somehow be persuaded that there is enough dough at the banks for the following ten generations. Only if he can somehow be persuaded that two-thirds of his years are behind him and that the time to meet the Creator is getting closer not farther.
We are short on time as well and he is by far our best bet perhaps our only bet. He is the heaviest of all hitters on the face of this country. Only if he can somehow be persuaded to take up sirat-e-mustaqeem; the mastermind can be our perfect deliverer and saviour, two-in-one.
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