Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[gazoomartian]

Dog and the Neighbor

An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner

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An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position in the hall, and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks.

Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.' The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar:

'He lives in a home with ten children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

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[gazoomartian]

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Smile
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles ontheir faces.


The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body was that of a Frenchman, 60,

died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body was a Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,spent it all on Whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."


The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"


"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Mississippi, 30,struck by lightning."


"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."


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[gazoomartian]

Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

DEER MEAT


A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother

'Don't eat it, it's a**hole.


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[Mr.Restless]

Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

latest
Fazulu rehman : hum parliment main Islam bachanay k lea bethay hein


lateefa khatam hoa...

 

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[jhoona]

Funny !

 

[siah7]

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یہ کوئی بیوٹی پارلر ہے یا بنگال کے جادو کرنے والے ایک کا دو ایک کا دو۔
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[salma]

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[shahzad786]

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I think this will entertain u guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moddeEA0NuQ

 

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[sherkhan314]

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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married my parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.

She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

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