Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

saveranadeem6

Voter (50+ posts)
Just for Funnnnn :-)

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Aspire

Banned
Re: shokat khanam hospital

In Loogon nay poori quom ko Cancer mein mubtala kiya hai, Yeah quomi mugrim hain. Inko zaroor NANGA karo.
 

sherkhan314

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,

"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."

The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
 

Taaibak23

Citizen
Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

Teacher: Why were you late?
Student: Because i saw the sign.
Teacher:what sign?
Student:The sign that says school ahead be slow.



Teacher in a school is taking the register:
Teacher: Ajooj majoo
Ajooj majooj: yes sir
Teacher:Dracula
Dracula:Yes sir
Teacher:Vampire
Vampire:yes sir
Teacher:Zardari
Ajooj Majooj:Oh sir ji woh Pakistan lutten gaye hai
 

tariisb

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: کون کون ایسے کرتا ہے؟



:)اس حساب سے تو ہم سب میں ایک "کاکا" چھپا بیٹھا ہے ،