Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[Aijazahmed]

A ship aboarded with all SIKHS stoped in the middle of the ocean but all the passengers drowned and dead into the sea while ship did not drowned, it was floating on the sea.When investigated. it came out that due to some technical fault ship couldn't continue its voyage so all the SIKHS decided to off load themselves and tried to push the ship from the back.

 

[Aijazahmed]

18 SIKHS were lined up in a cinema ticket window. Clerk asked them how come you 18 guys came together to watch this movie at the same time?
"TUSSI APPE TOU LIKHYA AE, UNDER 18 NOT ALLOWED"
one of the sikh replied.

 

[ali_ravian]

Soone se pehle dua

Teacher: tum class men dua kyo mang rahe hoo
Studnet: Sir, meri maan muje kehti hian ke sone se pehle dua mang liya karoo lolllllllllll :lol:

 

[Muhammad Ikhlaq Siddiqui]

person 1 > what is happiness ?
Person 2 > I have no idea. I got married too early in my life.

 

[mrcritic]

This is how INDIANS Rock n RoLL - hahahaha

[hilar]

 

[Nice2MU]

Useless thread

 

[mrcritic]

Useless thread

It's meant to be useless - its in random mate. chill.

 

[ali_ravian]

Maths

Teacher:- It took 8 men 10 hrs to build a wall. Now how long would it take 4 men to build it?....Santa:- ...hmmm........ No time at all, 8 men hv already built....Balle Balle!!(clap)

 

[abbasiali]

Inocency on its height "So cute kids"

 

[gazoomartian]

Are these your own, or off the internet?

 

[abbasiali]

Are these your own, or off the internet?

lol

internet pick

 

[bons]

My all time favourite.

 

[forzeb]

nice one mate

 

[Tilloo]

Managing with less money

​

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.

How? The other beggar asked.

First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.

I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, and enjoyed the dinner.

When the bill came, I said, I had no money.

The Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.

I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

A wonderful example of financial management indeed

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:​

 

[Muhammad Tauseef A. Bajwa]

Man proposes God Disposes!

David and Michael were lost in Sahara Desert, they were dying of thirst when they came upon an Oasis. there was a building which looked like a mosque. David said to Michael "Look lets pretend we are muslims otherwise we will not get any food or drink. I am going to call myself " Muhammad" Michael refused to change his name and said " my name is michael and i will not pretend to be other than but what I am." The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about thier names. David said " My name is Muhammad." Michael said " My name is Michael." The imam turned to his helper and said " Please bring some food and water for michael only."
Then he turned to the other and said "Salaam brother Muhammad, Ramadan Mubarak!

Better be oneself.

 

[rizkhan]

Wah Wah
Nice one...

 

[hawk eyed]

pillow fight in flight....lol

(bigsmile)[hilar]

 

[hawk eyed]

bht maza ae PAKISTAN jaatay huay agar aisa ho to[hilar]

 

[Tilloo]

interesting yar. . . .

 

[Tilloo]

Capercaillie Bird Defends Its Territory