Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[Night_Hawk]

Google has finally developed technology that can literally sift through your sh*t.

This is funny.

 

[Night-Hawk]

Abrar ul Haq in a light mood :

 

[Geek]

2 Fails Cancel Each Other Out

:lol::lol:

 

[HUNJRA]

new innovation apple technology

 

[awan4ever]

I hope you know thats a spoof video!

 

[JewayPakistan]

Corporate lanuage

;)
The Corporate language !!

"We will do it"
means
" You will do it"

"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you"

"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !".

"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied"

"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later"

"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"

"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought"

"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is"

"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know..."

"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed"

"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it"

"All the Best"
means
" You are in trouble"

 

[Night_Hawk]

;)
The Corporate language !!

"We will do it"
means
" You will do it"

"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you"

"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !".

"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied"

"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later"

"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"

"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought"

"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is"

"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know..."

"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed"

"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it"

"All the Best"
means
" You are in trouble"

Yes you are right.

 

[JewayPakistan]

A coca cola salesman in arab

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"

 

[mohib]

Funny SMS

I want to share some sms that I received recently, and I request you all to share some funny sms.


A man calls FM radio and says "I 've found a wallet with a hell lot of cash, credit cards, and ID card of that person. It belongs to a person to Mr. K. Khan with the address H#no 3. Gulshan e Iqbal Block 2 Karachi".

Host: "So you want to return his wallet?"
Man : "No sir, I want to dedicate him a sad song."

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Sardar was filling a job application

Zodiac Sign: ?
Sardar Apnay dost ka form dhekta hay
"Cancer"
Sardar oy achaye hay
Sardar writes : "Bawaseer"

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This one for girls

Mari hr Khata ko mauf ker dena yeah soch ker Ae Dost
Shayd ke yeh mari Zindigi Ka akhri Ramzan ho :(
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Ammi Ke haan :)

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Mai kaisay apnay doston ko bataoun faraz
Dosti Iftari karwany se behrti ha sms kerny se nahi

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Aap ko Aur aap ke ghar waloun Ko Allah he poochay
Aik martaba bhi Iftari ke leya nahi poocha

 

[Geek]

( WONDERFUL CIRCLE)


CHOHA Billi say darta hay Aur
Billi Kutt@y say...

Kutt@ Bhairiay say darta hay
Aur
Bhairia Gainday say...

Gainda Cheetay say darta hay
Aur
Cheeta Haathi say...

Haathi Shair say darta hay
Aur
Shair Admi say...

Admi BV say darta hay
Aur
BV
.
.
.
?
?
?
?
?...
CHOHAY say.


Punishment

Husband wife had a fight.

Wife called her mother and said:

We had a fight. "I am coming for three four days to you."

Mother: "Stay there. He should get bigger punishment."

"I am coming to your place for three four months"

 

[basent]

thanks nice sms thanks for sharing

 

[Imavailable]

sardar was filling a job application

zodiac sign: ?
Sardar apnay dost ka form dhekta hay
"cancer"
sardar oy achaye hay
sardar writes : "bawaseer"

the best......

 

[sahiL]

lolzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Muhammad Ikhlaq Siddiqui]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PAINDO]

Everything is bubble of water

 

[Night_Hawk]

Thank you sir.

[hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar][hilar]

 

[BKKhan]

Fantastic.....

 

[harisuae]

Sardar receive sms from hospital

Congratulations you became a father of baby boy..


Sardar forward same sms to his friends to inform them.

 

[Muhammad Ikhlaq Siddiqui]

hilarious thread bro!!!!!!

 

[ali_ravian]

Sardar receive sms from hospital

Congratulations you became a father of baby boy..


Sardar forward same sms to his friends to inform them.

very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lollllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz