الیکشن کی تیاری - Haroon Rasheed

Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Loot Nawaz Sharif nai PPP rahe hai, NRO, NICL, Hajj, LPG quotas, Rental Power etc etc.
NS phobia say bahir nikal kar dhakain , aap saray..................
SS ka 3 saal main aik corruption scandal bata dain.........................

Aapkay to ilm mein hoga, aap buta bein na!
Promise I won't tell any one!
 

shiningstar

Minister (2k+ posts)
Have you ever been to Riawind shining star?
I have. NS has three swimming pools. I asked him why three Mian sahib?
Well you see, One is filled with hot water to keep you warm in winter.
The other one is filled with cold water to keep you cool in the lazy daisy
days of summer.
And the third one Mian sahib?
That one is empty. Some time I don't feel like swimming!
There is enough substance in it for you!
khush raho is tarah ki batoon say..............
 

Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
bhaee sahib ,,,,,,, visionary leaders dont do like yellow cab,,,,,,,,,,, they look into the future

Aap yahein beth ker dekhtay ruhein
Mein aap se pehlay wahan pohunch bhi jaon ga!
YELLOW CAB!!
 

Raheem

Banned
Guys Plz register ur votes...and make full use of it...Zyada tar log kehte hain ke woh kisi ko bhi vote nahi karenge aur main samajhta hoon ke baad mein yahi log sab se zyda rote hain...Khuda ke liyie apne aap par aur is mulk par rehem kare aur apna vote register kar ke sahi istemal kare.
Apna vote register kar, hamari fikar mein pagal nah ho, Haroon Rasheed or Imran Agencies kay banday hain, jidhar say pesa milta hay wohin kay ho jatay hain
 

shiningstar

Minister (2k+ posts)
Good work. Now next he should speak about his assets outside pakistan.
i think all assets outside pakistan are with his son.
If there would be any law to get assets back in pakistan then he should speak, otherwise it is not compulsory......Shahbaz Sharif has already decided to do that....
 

GraanG2

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Apna vote register kar, hamari fikar mein pagal nah ho, Haroon Rasheed or Imran Agencies kay banday hain, jidhar say pesa milta hay wohin kay ho jatay hain

Mera vote registered hai Alhamdulillah..Aur inshaAllah Imran Khan ko hi padega...Aur main ne tumhe nahi kaha,jin ko kehna tha woh samajh gaye...Aap ke vote registered karne ya na karne se koi faraq nahi padta kion ke Musharraf ko milna hi 1 vote hai...Woh bhi aap ka...Apne aap ko bhi woh vote daalne se qasir hai...Mulk wapis jo nahi aasakta...Aur jis ISI ka tum naam le rahe ho usi ko kal tum vote bhi doge...Peace.
 

Khurram.k

Senator (1k+ posts)
koi substance wali baat karo bhai, yeah jumla baze ki koi value nai hai..................
Ab sab sharif family say tau hain nahi ke hamza jesay substance ghar say lay aain . lol mian sahab apko kia substance nahi nazar aya uski baat main . Jumla baazi kahan thi ... sahi tau keh raha hai , lay day kar eik yellow cab scheme hai Pakistanio ki pareshani ka hal . kal ki news main tha ... punjab hukoomat nay 4000 beldaaron ki positilon kay liey test liya . selection 500 ka hona tha merit par . selction kay baad appointment letters diey gaye merit par anay walon ko . uskay baad job par nahi bulaya , directly cheif ministers kay order par rishvat aur sifarish say anay walon ko jobs mil gayeen . Log appointment letter toilette paper ki jagah use karain ab ? koi tau sharam karo .... lagtay tau parhay likhay ho ... phir bhi wohi jahilon wala haal ? oopar ja kar kia mu dikhao ge bhai ? muqabla us insaan say karvatay ho nannhay ka jiska baap apnay betay kay banaye hoay charity hospital say ilaaj karvaata hai ? aur wo bhi line main khara ho kar ? Isko kehtay hain system !!!
 

Khurram.k

Senator (1k+ posts)
Haroon rasheed is paid employee of PTI and Hameed Gul.
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agar aisa hai tau kher hai ...sartay kion ho ... har party kay paas 20 -25 hain . PTI afford eik hi kar sakti ho gi . aglay thread par jao shabash . aur haan , najam sethi and nusrat javed ko bhi letay jana sath . Thank you !
 

Khurram.k

Senator (1k+ posts)
Good work. Now next he should speak about his assets outside pakistan.
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hahaha freakin pimp !!! har pakistani ko apni sugar mill ka jahil worker samjhta hai kia mocambo ? sales tax to tax main mila kar pata raha hai ? business taxes ko personal taxes say mila raha hai ? kia kismat hai hamari ... kesay kesay janvar milay hamain bhi .
P.S it's in the reference of the NS (Mocambo or mogambo ) video above .
 

Khurram.k

Senator (1k+ posts)
Apna vote register kar, hamari fikar mein pagal nah ho, Haroon Rasheed or Imran Agencies kay banday hain, jidhar say pesa milta hay wohin kay ho jatay hain
Itni tapan ? itni tapan ? bhai roza rakhnay say pehlay dhanda dahi (yogurt) khaya karain ... khayal rakhiey ga kahin jama hoa na ho ...
 

Raheem

Banned
Mera vote registered hai Alhamdulillah..Aur inshaAllah Imran Khan ko hi padega...Aur main ne tumhe nahi kaha,jin ko kehna tha woh samajh gaye...Aap ke vote registered karne ya na karne se koi faraq nahi padta kion ke Musharraf ko milna hi 1 vote hai...Woh bhi aap ka...Apne aap ko bhi woh vote daalne se qasir hai...Mulk wapis jo nahi aasakta...Aur jis ISI ka tum naam le rahe ho usi ko kal tum vote bhi doge...Peace.
Aik Aik Katra ban kar darya banta hay, or arrogant logo kay liya itna hi kafi hay keh in ka darya bhee evaporate ho sakta hay