A good joke on Altaf and reality too....

such bolo

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Altaf aik school ka visit kerta hai...aur bachon ko moqa deta hai k ossey sawal kerien...

Puppoo: Altaf bhai mere teen sawal hien...
1) Aap Karachi kiyon wapis nahi jaatey aur kub jaingey?
2) 12 May k qatal e aam ka zimedar aap ko kiyo kaha jaata hai?
3) aap ne pehley chaudhry iftikhar ki mukhalifat kiyo ki jub k ab himayat?

(puppoo k sawal khatam hotey hee break hojati hai .... aur phir break k baad bachey phir class mien aatey hien aur Altaf bhai bhi)

Altaf: ager koi aur bacha sawal poochna chahey tu pooch sakta hai.

Bubloo: Altaf bhai mere paanch sawal hien... teen wahee puppoo waley aur chothaa yeh k break ki ghanti 20 minute pehley kese baji aur paanchwaan yeh k puppoo kahan hai???? [hilar] [hilar] [hilar]
 

gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
such bolo said:
Altaf aik school ka visit kerta hai...aur bachon ko moqa deta hai k ossey sawal kerien...

Puppoo: Altaf bhai mere teen sawal hien...
1) Aap Karachi kiyon wapis nahi jaatey aur kub jaingey?
2) 12 May k qatal e aam ka zimedar aap ko kiyo kaha jaata hai?
3) aap ne pehley chaudhry iftikhar ki mukhalifat kiyo ki jub k ab himayat?

(puppoo k sawal khatam hotey hee break hojati hai .... aur phir break k baad bachey phir class mien aatey hien aur Altaf bhai bhi)

Altaf: ager koi aur bacha sawal poochna chahey tu pooch sakta hai.

Bubloo: Altaf bhai mere paanch sawal hien... teen wahee puppoo waley aur chothaa yeh k break ki ghanti 20 minute pehley kese baji aur paanchwaan yeh k puppoo kahan hai???? [hilar] [hilar] [hilar]

bahi, is this just a joke or real? if its real, can you post the video here please?
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Papoo Baicharay Ko Bohat Mara
Demagh Ka Tawazan Theek Na Raha
Aj Kal Jury Kay Nam Say Likh Raha Hai
 

gazoomartian

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
such bolo said:
Altaf aik school ka visit kerta hai...aur bachon ko moqa deta hai k ossey sawal kerien...

Puppoo: Altaf bhai mere teen sawal hien...
1) Aap Karachi kiyon wapis nahi jaatey aur kub jaingey?
2) 12 May k qatal e aam ka zimedar aap ko kiyo kaha jaata hai?
3) aap ne pehley chaudhry iftikhar ki mukhalifat kiyo ki jub k ab himayat?

(puppoo k sawal khatam hotey hee break hojati hai .... aur phir break k baad bachey phir class mien aatey hien aur Altaf bhai bhi)

Altaf: ager koi aur bacha sawal poochna chahey tu pooch sakta hai.

Bubloo: Altaf bhai mere paanch sawal hien... teen wahee puppoo waley aur chothaa yeh k break ki ghanti 20 minute pehley kese baji aur paanchwaan yeh k puppoo kahan hai???? [hilar] [hilar] [hilar]


I have always wondered about it myself. Why does Altaf not visit Karachi? may be his medial condition is a hinder. Or may be he has some pending charges against him. OR he is just waiting for the right time to come....

I give up. Altaf bhai tusi hi batao... [hmmm]
 

Afsr

MPA (400+ posts)
puppoo kahan hai????

Well us ki lash kisi borii mai band he miley gi aur kahan ho ga pappoo
:?
 

Star Gazer

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
PAPPOO Kahan Hai???

Dear readers this could be the new headline of all the topics that we the people of Pakistan want to ask from Altaf Hussain in particular or politicians in general!!
 

sak_pisces

Voter (50+ posts)
ALTAF HUSSAIN JAWAB DO...!!!

JAWAB DO, JAWAB DO, ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] JAWAB DO..!!

HUM LOGO KA KHOON BAHA K TUM NE APNA MAHAL BANAYA..!!!

JAWAB DO, JAWAB DO, ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] JAWAB DO..!!

"Why doesnt ALATF HUSSAIN [altaf] COME BACK TO FACE ALL THE CHARGES UNDER THE INDEPENDENT JUDICIARY???"

"Why doesnt ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] show his sources of income???"

"What does ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] do for his living & lavish lifestyle???"

WHY DONT WE DARE TO ASK HIM...??????????
 

Nawazish

Minister (2k+ posts)
Mein Pupoo ki ruh likh raha hoon. Meri laash aik bori mein liyari key iss patey per mill jaye gi.......
 

sangeen

Minister (2k+ posts)
sak_pisces said:
ALTAF HUSSAIN JAWAB DO...!!!

JAWAB DO, JAWAB DO, ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] JAWAB DO..!!

HUM LOGO KA KHOON BAHA K TUM NE APNA MAHAL BANAYA..!!!

JAWAB DO, JAWAB DO, ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] JAWAB DO..!!

"Why doesnt ALATF HUSSAIN [altaf] COME BACK TO FACE ALL THE CHARGES UNDER THE INDEPENDENT JUDICIARY???"

"Why doesnt ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] show his sources of income???"

"What does ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] do for his living & lavish lifestyle???"

WHY DONT WE DARE TO ASK HIM...??????????


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Babar Ghauri ne khud awab de dia.....
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Geokarachi said:
Puppo was informer of xxxx. What he deserved was right. [funnny]

What An Admission of Guilt

Informers are planted in Terrorist Organizations.
MQM supporter has confirmed that it a Terrorist Outfit
.
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
sangeen said:
sak_pisces said:
ALTAF HUSSAIN JAWAB DO...!!!

JAWAB DO, JAWAB DO, ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] JAWAB DO..!!

HUM LOGO KA KHOON BAHA K TUM NE APNA MAHAL BANAYA..!!!

JAWAB DO, JAWAB DO, ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] JAWAB DO..!!

"Why doesnt ALATF HUSSAIN [altaf] COME BACK TO FACE ALL THE CHARGES UNDER THE INDEPENDENT JUDICIARY???"

"Why doesnt ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] show his sources of income???"

"What does ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] do for his living & lavish lifestyle???"

WHY DONT WE DARE TO ASK HIM...??????????


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Babar Ghauri ne khud awab de dia.....


Can MQM tell us under which Law a Pakistani Political Party can transfer FUNDS outside Pakistan.
 

Geokarachi

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
GeoG said:
Can MQM tell us under which Law a Pakistani Political Party can transfer FUNDS outside Pakistan.

If you have any proof bring it. Yes Nawaz, Zardari and Imran Khan has transferred millions of dollar in foreign country. If you want I can post it for you.
 

true_pakistani

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
@ geo g

very well siad point, which pakistani law allow to send money officially for a one person to lead his luxury life

People of pakistani who live abroad sent money to pakistani for prosperity of pakistan .....but yaha ulti ghanga bhatii hai

n@ geokarachi

u shud give the ans rather to start blaming others...............u can discuss other polictican matter in new issue , first ans, suppose khi people give u some donation n u send it to london

shame on mqm people

n geokarachi also tell, Imran spent major part of his life in uk........did he ever apply for uk Passport
.......was it difficult for him to get british nationality

.....i m not big supporter of him , but i really admire his loyalty for the pakistani n salute to his dignity

he is not coward qidyani who is occupying british nationality
 

GeoG

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Geokarachi said:
GeoG said:
Can MQM tell us under which Law a Pakistani Political Party can transfer FUNDS outside Pakistan.

If you have any proof bring it. Yes Nawaz, Zardari and Imran Khan has transferred millions of dollar in foreign country. If you want I can post it for you.

Ankhay Khol Kar Babar Ghauri Ka Interview Parho, he said,

Thora Sa Chanda Bhajwatay Hain

This interview was shown on TV,
You want more proof!