A good joke on Altaf and reality too....

[gazoomartian]

Altaf aik school ka visit kerta hai...aur bachon ko moqa deta hai k ossey sawal kerien...

Puppoo: Altaf bhai mere teen sawal hien...
1) Aap Karachi kiyon wapis nahi jaatey aur kub jaingey?
2) 12 May k qatal e aam ka zimedar aap ko kiyo kaha jaata hai?
3) aap ne pehley chaudhry iftikhar ki mukhalifat kiyo ki jub k ab himayat?

(puppoo k sawal khatam hotey hee break hojati hai .... aur phir break k baad bachey phir class mien aatey hien aur Altaf bhai bhi)

Altaf: ager koi aur bacha sawal poochna chahey tu pooch sakta hai.

Bubloo: Altaf bhai mere paanch sawal hien... teen wahee puppoo waley aur chothaa yeh k break ki ghanti 20 minute pehley kese baji aur paanchwaan yeh k puppoo kahan hai???? [hilar] [hilar] [hilar]

YESSSSSSSS I would like to hear answers to those questions too

Gazoo Martian

 

[gazoomartian]

Mein Pupoo ki ruh likh raha hoon. Meri laash aik bori mein liyari key iss patey per mill jaye gi.......

totum eik bhoot ho [funnny]

 

[GeoG]

Mein Pupoo ki ruh likh raha hoon. Meri laash aik bori mein liyari key iss patey per mill jaye gi.......

Ruh Bhai, wait wait, we are arranging a British Visa for you
Your culprit Bhagora has run away to London

But be rather careful when you reach London
there is a Badrooh of a General hanging around there too

 

[sak_pisces]

Can MQM tell us under which Law a Pakistani Political Party can transfer FUNDS outside Pakistan.

If you have any proof bring it. Yes Nawaz, Zardari and Imran Khan has transferred millions of dollar in foreign country. If you want I can post it for you.

I agree abt funds being trasfered outside Pakistan by Sharif's [nawaz] [shahbaz sharif] & Zardari's [zardari] BUT!! I challenge you or any 1 to bring or prove any sort of money laundering or Foreign accounts of Imran Khan.
When would we start speaking the truth & stop propagating falsehood.

May Allah give us the strength to speak the truth & stand by the truth.

 

[Star Gazer]

ALTAF HUSSAIN JAWAB DO...!!!

JAWAB DO, JAWAB DO, ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] JAWAB DO..!!

HUM LOGO KA KHOON BAHA K TUM NE APNA MAHAL BANAYA..!!!

JAWAB DO, JAWAB DO, ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] JAWAB DO..!!

"Why doesnt ALATF HUSSAIN [altaf] COME BACK TO FACE ALL THE CHARGES UNDER THE INDEPENDENT JUDICIARY???"

"Why doesnt ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] show his sources of income???"
Dear writer we are asking him but he dare not answer because that is what he is, hides behind other people and takes support from very seriously considered doubtful sources.

"What does ALTAF HUSSAIN [altaf] do for his living & lavish lifestyle???"

WHY DONT WE DARE TO ASK HIM...??????????

 

[maminhbl]

Altaf aik school ka visit kerta hai...aur bachon ko moqa deta hai k ossey sawal kerien...

Puppoo: Altaf bhai mere teen sawal hien...
1) Aap Karachi kiyon wapis nahi jaatey aur kub jaingey?
2) 12 May k qatal e aam ka zimedar aap ko kiyo kaha jaata hai?
3) aap ne pehley chaudhry iftikhar ki mukhalifat kiyo ki jub k ab himayat?

(puppoo k sawal khatam hotey hee break hojati hai .... aur phir break k baad bachey phir class mien aatey hien aur Altaf bhai bhi)

Altaf: ager koi aur bacha sawal poochna chahey tu pooch sakta hai.

Bubloo: Altaf bhai mere paanch sawal hien... teen wahee puppoo waley aur chothaa yeh k break ki ghanti 20 minute pehley kese baji aur paanchwaan yeh k puppoo kahan hai???? [hilar] [hilar] [hilar]

I have always wondered about it myself. Why does Altaf not visit Karachi? may be his medial condition is a hinder. Or may be he has some pending charges against him. OR he is just waiting for the right time to come....

I give up. Altaf bhai tusi hi batao... [hmmm]

RABTA COMMITEE NE ABHI GREEN SIGNAL NAHI DIYA HAI.

 

[DR MEHMOODZAI]

These are realistic question
no doubt about it
thanks for the post