Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[Adi GuJJaR]

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Yeh Riksha zaroor Jamat e islami walon ka hoga , Qibla Munnawar hassan ne apni saadgi ko mad e nazar rakhte huay is Rakshay main safar kar ke is rakshay ko sahadat bakshi hogi , Yehi wajjah hai ke aaj hum ne bhi is azeem rakshay ka deedar kia kuin ke thread start karne wale ka jeena marna Jamaat e islami hai

Yeh tou nahi patah yeh kis jamat ka rikshaw hai per bat sach hai bhai mere.

 

[accord7362]

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Qamar Shazaday Allllaaa share , maza aiya (clap)

 

[shaheer]

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yeh riksha zaroor jamat e islami walon ka hoga , qibla munnawar hassan ne apni saadgi ko mad e nazar rakhte huay is rakshay main safar kar ke is rakshay ko sahadat bakshi hogi , yehi wajjah hai ke aaj hum ne bhi is azeem rakshay ka deedar kia kuin ke thread start karne wale ka jeena marna jamaat e islami hai

pakistan me ab koi sachi baat likh de ya kr de to woh "jamat-e-islami" ka ha aur koi ghalat bat karny,ya sach ko jhoot sabit karny waly ko bura kahy to usko "pti" ka taana dia jany laga ha....ajab rasm chal pari ha...

 

[tayashahid]

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Backlights kay dermiyan wali nasihat aaj kay dour main sab say mushkil hay

 

[Sohraab]

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pakistan me ab koi sachi baat likh de ya kr de to woh "jamat-e-islami" ka ha aur koi ghalat bat karny,ya sach ko jhoot sabit karny waly ko bura kahy to usko "pti" ka taana dia jany laga ha....ajab rasm chal pari ha...

array bhai tumhe abhi tak pti ka gham laga hua hai (serious)

 

[Eloquent]

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array bhai tumhe abhi tak pti ka gham laga hua hai (serious)

پی ٹی آئ کا غم تو آپ لوگوں کو لگا ہوا ہے. جس تھریڈ کا پی ٹی آئ سے دور کا بھی واسطہ نہیں، وہاں بھی پی ٹی آئ ہی نظر آتی ہے


بڑی کوئی مشکل نوکری ہے آپ کی. الله رزق حلال عطا فرماے ​

 

[Sohraab]

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پی ٹی آئ کا غم تو آپ لوگوں کو لگا ہوا ہے. جس تھریڈ کا پی ٹی آئ سے دور کا بھی واسطہ نہیں، وہاں بھی پی ٹی آئ ہی نظر آتی ہے


بڑی کوئی مشکل نوکری ہے آپ کی. الله رزق حلال عطا فرماے ​

zara ooper ki posts ghoor se aankhain khol kar parho , pata chal jai ga ke pehle pti ka zikar kis ne cheera

 

[Eloquent]

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zara ooper ki posts ghoor se aankhain khol kar parho , pata chal jai ga ke pehle pti ka zikar kis ne cheera

میرے نونہال وہ یہی تو کہہ رہا ہے کہ ہر بات میں جماعت اسلامی یا پی ٹی آئ کو گھسیٹ لاتے ہیں آپ دوست. بجاے بات کو سمجھنے کے آپ نے پھر پی ٹی آئ کو گھسیٹ دیا. الله عقل بھی عطا فرماے​

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[Sohraab]

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میرے نونہال وہ یہی تو کہہ رہا ہے کہ ہر بات میں جماعت اسلامی یا پی ٹی آئ کو گھسیٹ لاتے ہیں آپ دوست. بجاے بات کو سمجھنے کے آپ نے پھر پی ٹی آئ کو گھسیٹ دیا. الله عقل بھی عطا فرماے​

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Uncle jani , main to kabhi kabhar hi PTI ka naam leta hoon , woh kabhi kabhar ka naam lena bhi aap hazraat ko na gawaar guzarta hai , kuch ziada hi nazuk daane hain insafians

 

[Eloquent]

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Uncle jani , main to kabhi kabhar hi PTI ka naam leta hoon , woh kabhi kabhar ka naam lena bhi aap hazraat ko na gawaar guzarta hai , kuch ziada hi nazuk daane hain insafians

سو بار نام لو میرا بیٹا. بس بونگی بونگی باتیں نہیں کرو، کسی ایشو پر بات کرنی ہے تو میں حاضر. مریم نواز شریف سے ٹویٹر پر بات کرنے کی کوشش کی تھی. انہوں نے تو بلاک کر دیا. شاید آپ ان سے زیادہ قابل ہوں اور بات کر سکیں. جب کسی مناسب طریقے سے بات کرنا چاہو، انکل جانی آپ کے لئے حاضر ہیں ​

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[cheetah]

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Baat hai suchi magar hai ruswai ki

 

[Sohraab]

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سو بار نام لو میرا بیٹا. بس بونگی بونگی باتیں نہیں کرو، کسی ایشو پر بات کرنی ہے تو میں حاضر. مریم نواز شریف سے ٹویٹر پر بات کرنے کی کوشش کی تھی. انہوں نے تو بلاک کر دیا. شاید آپ ان سے زیادہ قابل ہوں اور بات کر سکیں. جب کسی مناسب طریقے سے بات کرنا چاہو، انکل جانی آپ کے لئے حاضر ہیں ​

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aap ko bin bulaye mehman banne ka shooq kuch ziada hi lagta hai , yahi wajah thi ne Maryam nawaz se bhi baat karne pohunch gaye lekin us ne bhi aap se baat karna pasand na kia

PTI aur munasib tareeqa (omg)(bigsmile)

Subhan Allah kia kehne aap ke

 

[Hadith]

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Yar date pur Jane mein koyee problem naheen, igur wo sirf date hoo.Only thing is the man on date with a girl should be ok if his sister is on date with someone, No double standard.He should do what he expect his sisters date to do. then it will be ok

 

[Eloquent]

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aap ko bin bulaye mehman banne ka shooq kuch ziada hi lagta hai , yahi wajah thi ne Maryam nawaz se bhi baat karne pohunch gaye lekin us ne bhi aap se baat karna pasand na kia

PTI aur munasib tareeqa (omg)(bigsmile)

Subhan Allah kia kehne aap ke

ٹویٹر کی بات ہو رہی ہے، مریم آنٹی کے گھر کی نہیں ​

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[Mehrushka]

Re: Jokes / SMS Thread

:P

 

[iffikhan]

How To Convert a DOG to LION

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[iffikhan]

Re: How To Convert a DOG to LION

Tucker had always dreamed of being a lion. He imagined languid days on the Serengeti, punctuated with thrilling hunts, watching the lionesses chase down wild antelope, and then moving in for his share. When he thought about it enough, he could even feel the hot, dry wind blowing through his luxurious mane.

While Tucker may never be a lion (and we don't need to let him know lions are cats, after all), at least part of his dream could be fulfilled. He could dominate his pack of friends with the most glorious mane of them all.

And this is how Tucker got his mane.

STEP ONE

[h=2]Get measurements[/h]Since Tucker (a 3-yr-old Golden Retriever) lives in NYC and I live in SF, we had to rely on email and texting for all communication. Fortunately, Tucker's people are very savvy and were able to send me great photos of him getting his measurements taken. You can tell how much he'd been dreaming of that mane by how very patient and well behaved he was during his measurements

 

[iffikhan]

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STEP TWO

[h=2]Making the base[/h]Once I had a suitable Tucker head model based on his measurements, I could go to town figuring out how this thing was going to work.

I draped a soft lycra piece around the head and collar to use as the foundation for the fur. The collar piece closed on the side with strips of velcro.

Then I was able to play around with the fur until I could get it to look like what I wanted.

 

[iffikhan]

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STEP THREE

[h=2]Draping the fur[/h]I took pieces of fur and played around until I had an understanding of how it needed to go together. One big piece shaped to fit the head would make the fur lay in funny directions that looked unrealistic. Using strips of fur would allow it to lay more naturally, but didn't provide nearly the volume I wanted to see.

The answer came in pleating the strips of fur, and stacking them closely together. In retrospect, I wish I had done two or three more layers of fur for even more luxurious volume

 

[Pak1stani]

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