Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[gazoomartian]

*** It's just not my day ***
Very very heeeeeeelarious
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There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and
gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison to dissolve; then a jack-ass like you shows up and drinks the whole thing!" [hilar][hilar]

 

[Nice2MU]

Breaking News

......Girls Hostel may Aag Lag Gai

.....Raat ku he Aag per kabu Pa leeya Gaya

Magar...........

.....Amlay per abhi tak Kabu nahi paaya ja saka

 

[greywolf]

Scratch & Win.

Sorry if it is told here already.

Anyway, scratch & Win:

*******
******i
*****ri
****ari
***dari
**rdari
*ardari
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zardari


(Mubarik ho ... apka ***** nikla hai)

(Congratz ... it is a dog)

 

[gazoomartian]

Sorry if it is told here already.

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hahahahah

 

[thepearl]

Pakistan Studies in 4 minutes............By a Proud Balooch

 

[sakayani]

The Italian Man Who went to Malta

 

[rameezakhtar]

rediculous, non sense and unethical. This forum has maintained a high level of ethical values, posts like this should not be included

 

[Wadaich]

?????????????

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[MKR_KAS]

the language is abusive but this is mind blowing hilarious and true depiction of an Italian.

 

[Afsr]

Sakayani r u out of ur mind?
Wht is this ???????

 

[UKspec786]

Explicit content warning should have been put of this post. I could have opened it with children around....

 

[sakayani]

Just chill brothers. Its just funny, thats all. Doesn't mean any harm to any one.

 

[furry87]

lol pakistani politics and society at its best, with music

lol enjoy

 

[HUNJRA]

very funny

 

[HUNJRA]

very funny

 

[HUNJRA]

what you will say

 

[rajakhanmd]

Innovation in air travel

 

[glory]

turn to them before time is up

 

[Afsr]

very nice sharing :(.
Allah hum sab ko apney waldain kai hakok pura karney ki tofeeq ata farmaey (ameen)

 

[Muhammad Tauseef A. Bajwa]

Getting old-____BEGINNING TO KNOW THE FEELINGS (smile)

Senior Moments
An elderly gentleman.....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet..
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and
went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'

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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being observed, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown..'

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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure...''Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'

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Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one say s, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'

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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty..'

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical..A few days later, doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

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Good laugh !!​