Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[Muhammad Ikhlaq Siddiqui]

super hilarious jokes guys !!!!!!!!!

 

[Muhammad Ikhlaq Siddiqui]

Question: Prove 2/10=2


An American said, "Impossible"

Japanese, "How is this possible?"

India, "Bhala ye kaise ho sakta ha?"

Russian, "KGB may know..."


Pakistani said:

2/10

=

two/ten

=

t, t se cancel, peeche bacha

wo/en

=

w is 23rd char
o is 15th char
/
e is 5th char
n is 14th char

=

23+15 / 5+14

=

38 / 19

= 2

super calculation !!!!!!!

 

[Geek]

Mard wo nahi jo Biwi par Hukumat karey....

Mard tu woh hai jo Biwi ko maar kar Hukumat karey..

Professor Khappey ki kitab "Haan mein ***** hoon" sey Iktibas

 

[ali_ravian]

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained
"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.
And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"

cultural difference.......... nice joke.....

 

[ali_ravian]

;)
The Corporate language !!

"We will do it"
means
" You will do it"

"You have done a great job"
means
"More work to be given to you"

"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !".

"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

"There was a slight miscommunication"
means
"We had actually lied"

"Lets call a meeting and discuss"
means
"I have no time now, will talk later"

"We can always do it"
means
"We actually cannot do the same on time"

"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline"
means
"The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

"We had slight differences of opinion"
means
"We had actually fought"

"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"
means
"Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

"You should have told me earlier"
means
"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

"We need to find out the real reason"
means
"Well I will tell you where your fault is"

"Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected"
means
"Well you know..."

"We are a team"
means
"I am not the only one to be blamed"

"That's actually a good question"
means
"I do not know anything about it"

"All the Best"
means
" You are in trouble"

corporate etiquette:
1- Boss is always right
2- when boss is wrong follow the rule number one.....

 

[mohib]

Some Pepsi Jokes:

Here are some Pepsi jokes for you but first some background for Pakistanis living abroad, A new pepsi commercial ad is running on different TV channel here in Pakistan (Worst ad by Pepsi, I hate it). but dunno how its tag line "Kis ne kaha tha Pepsi Pe 5 rupay Kum Ker do" is picked by these joke creators and now different sms are circulating with this tag line.

few for you.

News Alert:

"General Ashfaq pervaiz kiyani will going to adressed the nation tonight at 12 o clock, army has given ordered to become active in the country. A mass movement of army has been reported through the country. Report says, might be a martial law in the country. Resources said that the main reason of this action is to control the unpredictable situation of country and to control the panic which has enormously rise in ramzan because the civillian government has fail to answer the question,
"kis ney kaha tha pepsi per 5 Rs. kam ker do"

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Its TRUE !
Kuch German Biologist Apni Daily ReSearch K Liye Pacific Ocean Ki Teeh Mey Gaye Tou Unhon Ne Dekha Kuch Fishes Or Chotay AaBi Janwar Group Ki Surat Me Tairtey Hoye Kuch Awaz Nikal Rahey The, Ye Aawaz Scntists Ne Record Krli Or Jb Apne Center Jaker Translating Masheine K Thru Suni To Hairan Hogaye K Janwar Bhi Esa Bol Saktey Hen. Wo Keh Rhey Thay
.
.
.
.
.
"kis ney kaha tha pepsi per 5 Rs. kam ker do"

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Ajab Pagal C Lrki The,
Mujy Her Khat Me Likhti The,
Mujy Tm Yad Krty Ho,?
Mujy Takti He Rehti The,
Koch Kehna Tha Shahid Us Ko,
Jany Kis Se Darti The,
Ek Roz Chand Taly Us Ne,
Mujy Bahon Me Ly Kr Wo,
Ankhon Me Daly Ankhen Wo,
Bhot Masum Lehjy Se,
Me Bola Jan Ab Bus B Kro,
Jo Kehna Hai Wo Keh Dalo,
Wo Sharma Bhag Gai ,
Phir Palti Or Ye Keh Dala,
“Kis Ne Kaha Tha K Pepsi Par 5 Rupe Kam Kr do?”;-)

 

[Geek]

2 Admi Ek Accident Me Mar Gaye
Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho
Bolay Muslman
1 Se Pocha Naam Kia Hai
Bola ikhlas
Frishtay Ne Kaha Sura ikhlas
Sunao
Usne Jaldi Se Suna Di Or Bach Gaya
Frishtay Ne 2nd Se Naam Pocha Wo Preshan Ho Kar Bola
Naam To Yaseen Hai
Magr
PYAR Se Sub
KOSAR KOSAR
Kehtey Hein...

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1 Memon ko Zordar current laga wo door ja k gira Uska Beta bhaga hua aaya or Bola Abbu aap theek to hain,
Memon:Mujhe chor Meter ja k dekh Unit kitne gire;-)

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1 memon suba utha to dekha k biwi mar gai hai jaldi se kitchen me gaya aur beti k galay lag k ronay laga or bola
.
1 banday ka nashta kam banana.

 

[zankou911]

Caught on Camera: Woman Survives 10K Volt Electric Charge to Face!!

Caught on camera: Miraculous escape! (Lady Luck Collection)

http://www.frequency.com/video/woman-survives/242354

 

[Night_Hawk]

Caught on camera: Miraculous escape! (Lady Luck Collection)

http://www.frequency.com/video/woman-survives/242354

The video is only of few seconds!!!!!

 

[Magic]

what was she doing up there?

 

[zankou911]

@Night_Hawk: If you mouse over video you hit "watch full clip" The clips are indexed - an internet collection of lucky things. You can watch any of them in their entirety.

 

[zankou911]

@Magic It looked like she was angry about something??!!

 

[Night_Hawk]

@Night_Hawk: If you mouse over video you hit "watch full clip" The clips are indexed - an internet collection of lucky things. You can watch any of them in their entirety.

Thank you.

What she was doing up-there.

 

[zankou911]

@Nigh-Hawk: Dunno. My Chinese is a but rusty ;) If I had to guess I'd assume she was protesting something??

 

[Muhammad Ikhlaq Siddiqui]

Omg !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Muhammad Ikhlaq Siddiqui]

Thank you sir.

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[Muhammad Ikhlaq Siddiqui]

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[sarmad]

 

[Muhammad Ikhlaq Siddiqui]

super!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ASQR1]

This is scary and funny at the same time. Watch and enjoy.