Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

lahori

Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

Just came across this punjabi version of thriller :lol:
 

freekashmir

Voter (50+ posts)
Re: "Wayla Baba"..... Funny Punjabi poetry

aik video kitni baar post karo gay?/??? aap say pehlay b koi post kar chuka ha....
 

patriot

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: "Wayla Baba"..... Funny Punjabi poetry

freekashmir said:
aik video kitni baar post karo gay?/??? aap say pehlay b koi post kar chuka ha....
Mujhe maloom nahin tha k pehle bhi koi post kar chuka hai.
Agar dobaara dekh kar Ap ko kofat hui ho tau mazrat chahta hooN.
Wesay yeh bhi ho sakta hai k meri tarha bohat say doosray logooN ne pehle na dekha ho.
 

lahori

Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

Things to look for:

1. Meera repeating again and again "mera apna likha hoa"
2. Expression Faraz's face when Meera is reading her poetry :P

 

raju

Senator (1k+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

lahori said:
Things to look for:

1. Meera repeating again and again "mera apna likha hoa"
2. Expression Faraz's face when Meera is reading her poetry :P

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gpNQRueako[/video]


:lol: Actually Meera is also slowly becoming our National Hero :P
 

barshad

MPA (400+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

Ahmad Faraz iss show kay baad sadmay ki shiddat say wafat pa gaya.
 

longliveIK

MPA (400+ posts)
Re: Lahori's Random, Funny And Interesting Clips Thread

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DR MEHMOODZAI

Councller (250+ posts)
Jokes / SMS Thread

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teacher
: tum late quon aye.....?

student: ghar mein ammi abu ki larae ho rahi thi...

teacher: wahan tumhara kiya kaam...?

student: mera ek juta ammi k pas or dosra abu k pass tha :lol: :lol:
 
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DR MEHMOODZAI

Councller (250+ posts)
Pathan bhi point maar sakty hain. JOKE

pathan hotel mei rost khane k baad haddi chaba raha tha.........

pas mei betha indian daal kha raha tha.........

us ne pathan se tanziya andaz mei pocha:

khan!!! Tumharey ilaqy mei kutty kia khaty hain???

pathan: Daal........

moral: Bachh k!!! Pathan bhi point maar sakty hain. :lol: :lol: :P
 

sangeen

Minister (2k+ posts)
Re: Joke

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: I want these two idiots back at office after lunch.
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st
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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,To the only boy I ever loved!

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
 

ejazbabloo

Politcal Worker (100+ posts)
Re: Joke

@ Dr Mehmoodzai
One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45 KMPH on a high way and enjoying his drive. Suddenly a Sardaji came zooooooooooooooooming on a Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari 'Kabhi Honda chalaya kya?' and sped off....The Bihari was surprised but he did not bother. After some time the Sardarji came zoooooooooom... in the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again 'kabhi honda chalaya kya?' and speed off, This time the Bihari was annoyed , since the Sardar was teasing about his driving.After some time again the Sardar came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car .The Bihari was about to say something but the Sardar sped> off. This time the Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found the Sardar lying on the road, bleeding.. He got down and mocked at the sardar' Kyon Sardarji , Kabhi Honda Chalaya kya?' The sardar said ' Wohi to puch raha tha , Brakes kahaan hain dhoondraha tha'!! :-)> [/b]