India out of the T20 - funny thread

mrcritic

Minister (2k+ posts)
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Rizwan2009

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
تمھيں کرکٹ سے کيا ملتا ہے کھلاڑي تو ايک ميچ کا تين لاکھھ روپے ليتے ہيں الٹا گورنمنٹ تم سے ٹيکس ليتي ہے اور اس پيسے سے ان کھلاڑيوں کو نوازا جاتا ہے
 

Spartacus

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Jo Jeet Ker Haar Jayee ....Ussay Mera Susral Kehtay Hain......Shoaib Mallick

Jo Jeet Ker Bhee Haar Jayee ....Ussay Mera Susral Kehtay Hain......Shoaib Mallick

In a press conference shoaib Mallick explained to the world what is SUSRAL

As we all know that Shoaib Mallick married to one indian girl ( Sania Mirza ) and yesterday even India won against South Africa but still they were out from Twenty20 World cup.One kid ( most probably Spartacus ) asked him What is Susral then Shoaib Mallick replied him.....

Jo Jeet Ker Bhee Haar Jayee ....Ussay Mera Susral Kehtay Hain

 
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nasirzaman

Senator (1k+ posts)
Very dissapointing night for Indian and MQM supporters after India's exist.

meh ne to suna hai medical science kheti hai fobia ke mareez jub khush hute hen to kuch dair ke leye apna marz bhool jate hen lekin tumhara mqm fobia to medical science ko bhi maat de gaya:lol::lol:sari qaum is t20 meh aik hu rahi hai tum apne pakistan dushman agende per rawan dawan:lol:is indian team ki terah aik din tum bhi ruswa hu ge zaroor:lol:mqm zindabad pakistan paindabad :pakistan-flag-wavin:arms:
 

tariisb

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Re: غرور کا سر نیچا - Indian Players Crying


[hilar]کیا عنوان دیا جاے ؟ ہ ہ ہ ہ ہ م م م م م م ممممممممم ، شعبہ خواتین (گائنی) سے متلقہ کوئی چیز لگ رہی ہے ،
 

Imranpak

Chief Minister (5k+ posts)
Goofy Yuvraj, overrated fatty Dhoni, chubby Virat, unfit Sehwag and lanky Irfan have all been shown the door out so we won't be subjected to the Gana, Pana, Mana irratating Indian anthem anymore.

At times i felt the Proteas were only playing for Pakistan wanting 121 too make sure that India don't qualify:P. Throughout the tournament i have observed that Bharat is rather disliked by many nations for various reasons like Srilanka where they spread terrorism until Pak interfered, even the Bangladeshis prefer us to them.

Many don't know that Gandhi who studied in South Africa is a controversial figure there so they don't have much time for Bharat either as often seen in the tone of one Barry Richards whenever he comments on them.
 
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