General Kyani, You are our hero. Pakistan and indeed the world has never seen a champion of democracy as yourself. When the history of modern world would be written, we are confident that your name would be written ahead of General George Washington and General Charles de Gaulle. Of course, we understand how necessary and elevating your schmoozing in conferences abroad with our benefactors and ringmasters is for our bright future. You know the best and we are so proud of your accomplishments!
General Kyani, You are our saviour. Pakistan would be eternally grateful to you for protecting our frontiers, lives and properties during the past five years. No bother, few thousands deaths, bombs, target killings or attacks by drones, Navy Seals, Xe or other chums matter little, a trivial trade-off, there ought to be an efficient way of culling the burgeoning population of our farm. No worries about basic services of the animal population or budget cuts, let the Natural Selection take its own course. Yay!
General Kyani, You are Pakistan and Pakistan is you. Indeed, how grateful our animal farm is to you for securing and overseeing the implementation of NRO-1 in 2007 and now NRO-2 in 2013. Of course, we understand that "all animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others" at our enlightened farm. So, no cribbing, just kudos to your pragmatism!
General Kyani, you guaranteed and we are deeply indebted to you for the first genuinely free, fair and impartial elections in our history. Of course, we understand well that in this great farm of ours, it doesn't matter who votes or how many vote - what matters is who counts. Yay!
Gneral Kyani, seeing is deceiving and dreaming is believing. So, we wonder why did you do so many favours to us ungrateful animals and how could we return your graciousness and consideration? hhmm.... since you have been serving on extension offered by the previous First Animal Minister, perhaps with the victory of the the new Animal Party in the recent elections you could do the right thing, one last favour on our farm, by leaving your office voluntarily as soon as possible. General, It's Time - Please RESIGN NOW!
Vive la libert!