Funny And Interesting Video Clips Thread + Jokes and Funny SMS

[sakayani]

:lol:Good one Bajwa sb.

 

[gazoomartian]

Missing Husband

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg food, we eat together, we jog together.

The woman started crying

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!​

This joke has already been told above, why copy?

 

[gazoomartian]

Sprts Fanatics

A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final.

As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event, and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married.

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral..." [hilar][hilar][hilar]

 

[manahalali]

?????Vehla Baba?????

 

[manahalali]

During a propaganda tour, Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?

 

[gazoomartian]

During a propaganda tour, Bush visits a school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions":

1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
2. Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
3. Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist
attack of all times?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?

what did happen to bobby? [hilar][hilar][hilar]

 

[dasnbshow]

Hot new comedy show - Sorry, Not for boring people

Hey Guys, me and my friends have been working on this youtube channel for a while and we dont have many subscribers, I'm sure almost all of you have a youtube account, so please watch our videos, and if you like them, don't forget to subscribe!

http://www.youtube.com/dasnbshow <- [hilar]

 

[Malik495]

Hey Guys, me and my friends have been working on this youtube channel for a while and we dont have many subscribers, I'm sure almost all of you have a youtube account, so please watch our videos, and if you like them, don't forget to subscribe!

http://www.youtube.com/dasnbshow <- [hilar]

whats funny in it.. crap

 

[gazoomartian]

First Time Affairs



[FONT=&quot]A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Since this is such a big event, the girl announces[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]to go out and make love for the first time .[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]condoms and sex.
[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]At the register, the pharmacist asks[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]your father was a pharmacist.'[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[hilar][hilar]

 

[hawk eyed]

pathan hotel mei rost khane k baad haddi chaba raha tha.........

pas mei betha indian daal kha raha tha.........

us ne pathan se tanziya andaz mei pocha:

khan!!! Tumharey ilaqy mei kutty kia khaty hain???

pathan: Daal........

moral: Bachh k!!! Pathan bhi point maar sakty hain. :lol: :lol: :P

with due respect i`d request u to replace pathan by a srdar in jokes v should b careful not to offend anyone esp our pathan brothers so b prudent from now on.........ok

 

[hawk eyed]

[FONT=&quot]A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday[FONT=&quot]night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Since this is such a big event, the girl announces[/FONT][FONT=&quot]to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like[/FONT][FONT=&quot]to go out and make love for the first time .[/FONT]
[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex[FONT=&quot]before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to[/FONT][FONT=&quot]get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his[/FONT][FONT=&quot]first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an[/FONT][FONT=&quot]hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about[/FONT][FONT=&quot]condoms and sex. [/FONT]
[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]At the register, the pharmacist asks[FONT=&quot]the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or[/FONT][FONT=&quot]family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he[/FONT][FONT=&quot]thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.[/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents[FONT=&quot]house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so[/FONT][FONT=&quot]excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'[/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy[FONT=&quot]quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.[/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in[FONT=&quot]prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still[/FONT][FONT=&quot]no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes[/FONT][FONT=&quot]with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the[/FONT][FONT=&quot]boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'[/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea[FONT=&quot]your father was a pharmacist.'[/FONT][/FONT]

[hilar][hilar]

kuch sharam kr yar.....

 

[gazoomartian]

kuch sharam kr yar.....

jis ney ki hai sharam +++ uski photi karam :lol:

 

[hawk eyed]

jis ney ki hai sharam +++ uski photi karam :lol:

wat a besharmi den!!!!!!!keep it up

 

[Murshad Jee]

I can read your mind..........???????

This is interesting just follow the steps and see what happen.

Remember you have to start from card no. 1

Hope you'll enjoy.

How it works.​

 

[hawk eyed]

lolz.........awesome collection yar maza aa gya bht aala

 

[staray khaatir]

Thanks a lot for sharing some really funny clips.I loved them all(a few of them not working,removed by youtube).I will be waiting to see more from you.You are living upto your name,lahori.thanks again

 

[gazoomartian]

wat a besharmi den!!!!!!!keep it up

well thank you!!! I WILL keep it up

 

[hawk eyed]

The only true leader of Pakistan

Please comment

i got so emotional watching dis:cry_smile:my GOD still sobbing........(cry).........i never knew he was a brilliant actor(clap)

 

[manahalali]

Unity is Strength...Amazing Video

we can learn from this video that if we work together, then anything is possible, even if it seems impossible.

 

[omerkashmiri]

Teacher: Do u have any father? Nazir said: Na jee; so he was named Nazir najee