pathan zinda baad

[Khallas]

mujhe chaand par bhej do yaar. I just don't wan't to live on this planet anymore

Sure ---

Janaaab yeeh bhi bata dain kiss k rocket per sawaaar ho kar chand per jana pasand karain gaye ???

Ya Kisi k bhi rocket per sawaaar ko jald say jald jana pasand farmaye gaye ? (bigsmile)

 

[adamfani]

:P

 

[Believer12]

[hilar] Guess?(bigsmile)

دوسرے نمبر والا باییک چلا رہا ہے اور ٹینکی پر براجمان مولوی اسکو راستہ دکھا رہا ہے

 

[knower]

Wah mere bhai, jin sey main bhaag rha hoon, unhi ke saath bhej rhe ho... Kuch rehem karo yaar chotey chotey bachey hain mere

ایک پٹھان ڈرائیور میرا واقف ہے میں نے بات کی ہے وہ تمہیں چھوڑ آے گا

 

[adamfani]

 

[Mehrushka]

Wah mere bhai, jin sey main bhaag rha hoon, unhi ke saath bhej rhe ho... Kuch rehem karo yaar chotey chotey bachey hain mere

Pathano se bhag rahe ho ap...kion? (serious)

 

[adamfani]

 

[adamfani]

 

[Mehrushka]

:P

 

[ansarppu]

ایک پٹھان ڈرائیور میرا واقف ہے میں نے بات کی ہے وہ تمہیں چھوڑ آے گا

lekan sahi salaamat nahi chode ga.....hahhah

 

[sohnidhartie]

mujhe chaand par bhej do yaar. I just don't wan't to live on this planet anymore

Chand se dekho to dunya bhi bari haseen dikhaee deti hey.

 

[Mehrushka]

[hilar]

 

[Mehrushka]

Awwww

 

[anees1980]

Mujeh to yeh truck nawaz league ki government lagti hei jisse Nawaz sharif do lakrio par chalane ki koshish mei pans gya hei.

 

[Believer12]

:P
waise bhi khan sahib ko lawn achi nahi lage gi

 

[Pak1stani]

How you got this image?

 

[muntazir]

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

In London, a customer asked,"Do you have "Sarso Da Tel?" (Mustard oil)

The shopkeeper says "are you a "Sardar"?

The guy, clearly offended, says,"Yes I am...But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The shopkeeper says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarso Da Tel, why did you ask if I am a Sardar?"

The shopkeeper replied,


Because, you are in a "wine shop".

 

[Mughal1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVyPwgC7OpU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2G6n-pveD4

 

[knower]

Pathano se nhi un ke karnamon sey :)

Pathano se bhag rahe ho ap...kion? (serious)

 

[sohnidhartie]