Wake up Pak
Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
What a fucking moron.
Now a miracle dream of Mirza Ghulam:Mirza Ghulam prayed that a rock which rested on his head be turned into a buffalo! When he raised his head he saw that it indeed did turn into a buffalo. (Haqiqatul Mahdi p.10) And his neck remained intact. Try to make sense of this: Allah prays, fasts, awakens, and sleeps. (Albushra 2/79) Mirza Ghulam raised funds on the commitment that he would write a book spread over 50 volumes. However, he stopped the work when only 5 volumes had been done. When he was asked about the discrepancy, he reasoned that “there is a difference of only a zero between 5 and 50!” (Preface to Barahin Ahmadiyya 5/7) Some Samples from the "Sultanate of Pen": A letter to a London friend (translated from Urdu), "I want an English style lavatory which has a low square chair with a pot in the middle. I feel giddy when I put pressure on my feet while squatting to shit.” (Collection of letters to Hakeem Muhammad Hussain Qureshi). My enemies are jungle swine, and their women are worse than bitches! (Najmul Huda p. 10) Whoever does not believe in our triumph is clearly fond of becoming a bastard. (Anwarul Islam p. 30) People regard us as haram-eater! (Haqiqat-I-Ikhtalaf p. 50) [And how rightly!] It is a miracle from God that Mullahs accepted my divination and got stuck in my screw! (Arbaeen p. 2/21). His successors are still busy trying to get people stuck in the same screw.
Now a miracle dream of Mirza Ghulam:Mirza Ghulam prayed that a rock which rested on his head be turned into a buffalo! When he raised his head he saw that it indeed did turn into a buffalo. (Haqiqatul Mahdi p.10) And his neck remained intact. Try to make sense of this: Allah prays, fasts, awakens, and sleeps. (Albushra 2/79) Mirza Ghulam raised funds on the commitment that he would write a book spread over 50 volumes. However, he stopped the work when only 5 volumes had been done. When he was asked about the discrepancy, he reasoned that “there is a difference of only a zero between 5 and 50!” (Preface to Barahin Ahmadiyya 5/7) Some Samples from the "Sultanate of Pen": A letter to a London friend (translated from Urdu), "I want an English style lavatory which has a low square chair with a pot in the middle. I feel giddy when I put pressure on my feet while squatting to shit.” (Collection of letters to Hakeem Muhammad Hussain Qureshi). My enemies are jungle swine, and their women are worse than bitches! (Najmul Huda p. 10) Whoever does not believe in our triumph is clearly fond of becoming a bastard. (Anwarul Islam p. 30) People regard us as haram-eater! (Haqiqat-I-Ikhtalaf p. 50) [And how rightly!] It is a miracle from God that Mullahs accepted my divination and got stuck in my screw! (Arbaeen p. 2/21). His successors are still busy trying to get people stuck in the same screw.