Altaf Hussain Demanding resignation from Prime Minister

Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Agar muhajron ka qatal e aam nahin rukwa suktay to PM
ko mustafi ho jana chahiay!...Altaf bhai

Agar non-muhajron ka qatal e aam hota hay to meri bala se!
Muhajir to ub bunnay bhi bund ho chukay hein. Burra qeemti maal
hay...Imported!:lol:
 

Saboo

Prime Minister (20k+ posts)
Abe Altaf Hussain bnay nai aur lalach shuru!
Pehle aik do khitab to kar lo telephone pe!

Telephone line to kub ki cut chukki! Khatab kia khak kurrein!
Humsaey bhi ubto inkaar kurrein gay! Pichli bar baat zara lumbi ho gaye!
Phone garam hoker pighal gia! Saath mein qaleen bhi gia!
Aap to jantay hein, mujhay baat tufseelun aur zara zore se kurnay ki aadat hay!
Nakeh yeh mera koi shauq hay, sirf samaeen kay dimaghi level ko mulhooz e khatir
rukhtay huay!
Tunhai mein to mein burra mukhtasir- go hoon, itna keh hur nimaz kay baad bhi sirf
yehi kehta hoon keh Allah Mian wohi kal wali dua!...Ameen!
Haan to meray bhaio! Agar aap kaho to mein wapas aa jaoon?
Yeh kon, bakol e Mustaf Kamal, ullu ka putha Yes Yes keh ruha hay?
Kashif Abbasi kay ilawa to kissi nay nahin sunna?
To piyarey bhaio! Mein nay sarey surat e haal aapkay saamnay rukh di!
Bhutta aye ga to mela luggay ga! Wurna meri zabaan jub khul jati hay to
phir subah ka teen hi bujjein gay!
Bakol e punjab police, no money no paani! no bhutta no khatab!

Yeh moti elipst ki furmaesh per bikherray gaye!!